Howard's new movie: Retarded Guy Wants to Have a Baby?

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  1. mothra1orbit

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    I know a lot of you don't listen to the show, so maybe you don't know about this. There were several promos today (Thursday) with Howard doing an over-the-top retarded voice whining about wanting to have a baby, including fake movie reviews giving him raves. I truly have never been offended by much of anything on this show, but this really sickened me. It wasn't funny is the problem. And I thought his psychiatrist talked him out of making fun of Gary the Retard? It was totally out of left field and nothing like anything we've heard from the new "improved" Howard Stern.
     
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    That was a bit from a year ago or so. Howard has evolved since then.
     
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    It was a funny bit, but yeah, I think it was from about 3 years ago. Gone are the days...
     
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    They made Howard go full retard.
    I blame Jackie and Stuttering John too.
    Howard is the real victim here.
     
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    I was gonna ask if it was a "best of" that the tapes, I mean scrub team missed. Someone is so fired.
     
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    Heard it too, it's an old bit that always made me cringe (just like most of Howard's feeble attempts at humor). Kind of strange they decided to play it again for no apparent reason. You can tell how few listeners Howard has, if someone who was relevant and had a large audience did that type of humor there would be an uproar and he'd have to apologize.
     
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    I found that as funny as the batman musical, the opera singer singing everything, and his "mothers" call to the adult store.
     
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    The Tapes team are in trooooouble for missing this.
     
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    That was a bit? I thought he was acting out a conversation he had with with his wiff beff.



















    :rs:
     
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    I am still shocked that they remade this bit when they went to Sirius.

    [video=youtube;Dx5W2okkRaE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx5W2okkRaE[/video]
     
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    Tapes team has an impossible job.
    Every show, every segment is peppered with racism, sexism, gay bashing, and skull fucking of his now friends and their families.

    Howard defending Nick Cannon's white face is the most unintentional funniest bit ever!
    "...have you heard of a little thing called slavery?"
    :lol:




    Tapes team could easily procure 5,000 hours of Howard doing his Ebonics voice goofing on the blacks.
     
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    This must be the dumbest thread ever.
     
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    How funny, they came in uncensoring old bits. And are going out censoring old bits. That fist was always the perfect symbol.
     
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    Aw shit. Sorry. I don't think I ever heard it before, and I've been listening forever. Well, knowing that it was an old bit explains everything. Still, I wonder who's going to get in trouble for airing it now.
     
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    Oh cool sounds like he finally finished the script for the Private Parts sequel....
     
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    Whoever is in charge of the multitude of repeats broadcast on 100 and 101 has a great sense of humor. Virtually every day I hear something played that completely contradicts something Howard said the week before, or is embarrassing to him given the PC lectures he now gives his audience.

    I'd like to think that this is how they extract their revenge for the "jelly of the month club" Christmas gift they get when he's building a $10M closet.
     
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    Agreed, it happens way too often to be a coincidence. The person who selected the clip from 1981 of Robin telling Howard she noticed his hairline was receding is probably currently unemployed.
     
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    That bit is a window into what the show would have been like all the time in an alternate universe where Jackie had never joined the show.
     
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