Howard's newest sponsor: Executive scented flushable ass wipes...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 26, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

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    When Howard was talking about JD's Thanksgiving dinner he made "Bob Evans" seem like a live read.
     
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    Wash that man's ass!!
     
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    Oprah loves her 'Surface'
    Howard is shocked and appalled she would sell shit to her fans on twitter.
     
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    Howard would sell his mother to a pack of Urban Americans for a bag of marbles.
     
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    Let's get real: These are the sponsors Howard attracts.
     
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    true, he has very few legitimate sponsors. and no, fresh balls doesn't count
     
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    Does executive scent smell like money and martini's or old leather and scotch? Maybe cigars and Cognac?
     
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    For the kids....

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    just get the walmart no name ones for like $2!
     
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    Howard didn't seem to realize she promoted her love of Surface from her iPad. (Although it was probably written in the monologue he was reading at the time, but he strayed from the guys' per-written jokes when he went on his pretend rant about Oprah not promoting Sirius, and never doubled back to make that point.)
     
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    How about the Indian, oh I mean Native American loansharks. Do they count as legit?
     
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    A lot of men could really use those things. Oofah.
     
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    It's amusing how Howard slams people for pushing products when he'd kill to land real, big-name sponsors. Meanwhile, he's selling ass wipes and dating auctions. He'll say sponsors are scared because he's too edgy and has a reputation as a bad-boy, but the truth is he's irrelevant and has a shitty-sized audience in a dying media. Sorry, no marketing marbles for Howie.
     
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    by dermatologist tested, it almost certainly means tested on animoes...

    All those products are, because if they were not, they would write "not tested on animoes".

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    :giggle:
     
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    Howard can't attract flies these days. Marbles are Marbles. And he has no shame . . .