Howard's next hobby: Remedial English

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  1. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    Howard mentioned this week that he was thinking of hiring an English teacher to help him with his punctuation. That should make for some great radio... he's going to be able to really blast the underling's sentence structure. :p
     
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    oh my god for real?

    he has to hire someone for everything!

    here, Wiggy, save yourself some dough.


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  3. Herc

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    I fixed it for you . . . :)
     
  4. HORSETOOTHED

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    He's a big believer in lessons... he asks nearly every musician who comes in if they took music lessons and has said he doesn't believe them if they say no. "They're just trying to act cool."
     
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    "No red carpet tonight, you've got homework!"
     
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    Too much time and money on his hands.
     
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    Seems rather silly - he's been speaking English his whole LIFE! He needs classes now, for this? ... for a foreign language I could understand ....
     
  8. tHISisKiSSeL

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    But he and beth are always together and she's an English major. Why oh why can't she teach him?
     
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    Get Things Done