Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HORSETOOTHED, Jun 26, 2014.
Here's the friend he's talking about in the clip...
It was hard at Roosevelt High.
It wasn't the Aluminum Monster?
oh wait I thought this was Beth's nickname
My Gawd, that face! What a fucking mutant. No wonder he never got laid in high school.
No wait...that's not the 'story' anymore.....
My Gawd, that face! What a fucking heartbreaker. No wonder he banged every girl in summer camp.
I was voted most gunky kid in America robin
I have read some place that Howard was only at Roosevelt High for like one year. He makes it sounds like he spent three and a half years in Roosevelt during high school.
Howard invented being bullied while at Roosevelt.
Variant of gunk
Slang any oily, viscous, or thick, messy substance
Origin of gunk
; from uncertain or unknown; perhaps g(oo) + (j)unk
As in "Hey guys look Sterns got goo from Ralphs junk on his chin again"
So, he was an oily bohunk?
Was it the polacks or blacks that beat him up? I can't keep it straight.
It was fatty mcgoo
Probably the girls.
Hurdy gunty man
I always wondered what that meant! Great reference
I thought his high school nickname was "we hate you"
When Howard and Beth adopt a black baby. He can be Called Leroy Gunky Stern.
The timeline is the neighborhood went black over night and wiggy spent one year, I thnk it was 8th grade. So he lived in Roosevelt when it was white for about 13 years, then lived there for 1 year when it was black, then moved to a white neighborhood. Would you consider that growing up in a black neighborhood? Everyone at HSS has to protect all these lies at all costs. When they are found out they go to the old " That's a character I play on the radio" excuse. But they all relize that it's not lying if you are making marbles.
According to his Wikipedia page. he moved to Roosevelt in 1955. He moved to Rockville Center in 1969 and graduated from high school in 1972. So the timeline fits. And he only spent his freshman year in Roosevelt.