Howard's not firing anyone

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MarvelComics85, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. MarvelComics85

    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    Ugh, I hate when he says he needs to fire someone and how he's such a pushover. He's done it again in regards to what Benji has done. I think he's doing a plug for the Getting Things Done book.

    FROM MARKSFRIGGIN'

    Howard got back to Benjy and said that he's going to do him a favor by getting rid of him. He said he'll get out there and get some work that he'll appreciate. Howard said he's doing him a favor. He told him not to get mad at him. He said his work habits are really sloppy but he likes him personally. Benjy said he likes Howard personally and professionally.

    Howard said maybe he'll take a sleeping pill this afternoon and miss AGT. He said that way they'll only have 2 judges.

    Howard said he's such a great judge. He said he can't take it. Robin said David Hinckley should see how good Howard is and write about that. Howard said Simon knows how good he is too. He said Simon isn't a douche.

    Howard said the woman from Getting Things Done has said to him that she can't believe what a pushover he is and how he hasn't fired anyone. Howard said he really does have to fire some people.

    Howard took another call from a guy who said that he's been listening for a long time and he knows that he's not going to fire Benjy. He said he can make all the empty threats but it's not going to work. He said it's all bullshit. He told Benjy he's a fucking douche bag. He said he works on the greatest show on earth and Howard has put up with him too long. Howard thanked him for the call.

    Howard said he'll get Shuli in there and see if he can handle it. He said he's forcing him to do this. He said he warned him about it and he's forcing him to make this decision.
     
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  2. Peau de Soie

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    Huh, even in print I bailed at the first mention of "judge". The guy has no idea how alienating he is.
     
  3. BenBas

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    :rolleye: duh...it's just another lame old tired 'bit' ....the "Benjy's late again" bit...
    .....haven't you noticed....the show is so uninteresting and un-creative..
    Benjy & Sal just research old Bits...and Howard's OK with it..
    he could care less about the show at this point :rolleye:

    Yesterday it was the "hippie's" again and the Aluminum in Deodorant "bit" ...
    ...today the "Benjy is Late again" Bit...

    Howard should FIRE HIMSELF....end his misery and OURS!! ;)

    thank you
    peace & love
     
  4. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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  5. TehLivingDeath

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    Oh man, that's BEAUTIFUL!!!
     
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    Hey there, Cunty McSpellingCorrector -- you don't need an apostrophe to pluralize "hippie". Just add an "s" at the end, RETARD.
     
  7. bznick

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    Thanks and good day to you!
     
  8. MarvelComics85

    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to see what Howard is up to on AGT. He's probably gonna be more douchier than ever.

    And am I reading right, there's only two days this week? And he rags on Paris Hilton like he does (well, not lately)? He's about a million times worse.
     
  9. BenBas

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    Hey!

    If those 3 assholes would answer your question instead of "Jerking Off to ME to me all day" :rolleye: they would let u know...
    that Howard will be in LIVE tomorrow!!!
    He's already said how tired he's gonna be tomorrow after doing AGT LIVE tonight!!! I think he said the producers wanted him early today at 3pm!
    So Howard said he's taking a Nap today! (like most Old People do!!) haha

    (notice he never invites Robin to the LIVE SHOWS !! she can't leave the hospital bed) :eek:

    anyway..just thought I would let u know the show will be LIVE tomorrow!!!!
    With GRUMPY Old Howard!!!
    Get ready for 30minutes of whining and complaining....."Robin is it time to go home yet???" :facepalm:


    thank you
    peace & love
     
  10. Snotty

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    I love getting your typical "I HATE guns" Cunt to try shooting.....I have a few fire arms, And they ALL get that smile on their pretty faces when they start letting the rounds fly down range.....They as a rule stay away from my street sweeper though.....Chicks don't like shot guns for some reason......
     
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    Benjy is gonna get fired right after Ronnie fucks Lisa G.
     
  12. kicksave7

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    Oldies but goodies...in Stern's world. Just keep reeling out the old tired bits that worked 10-15 years ago (even longer on some of them). Oh hum...Benji will be "punished" but not fired (again) and then it will be onto some other old bit with Ronnie or JD or Gary or Shuli or Richard or Sal. The show already sucked before AGT but now I think you can safely say that it's on life support.
     
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    I hope they go back to the side kick on Heroin bit.
     
  14. username

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    A bit off topic. But I would smile if I could let rounds fly into my wife... I hate marrige. And the bitch is not getting 50% from me.

    On topic:
    Howard can't technically fire anyone since they don't work for him. Especially not Benjy that have a radio performer contract directly with SiriusXM.
     
  15. wharf rat

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    It's an excuse to introduce Shuli into the studio. Howard asked Shuli to "shadow" Benji for awhile and try writing jokes. It's all an act for Schuli's promotion to on-air douche.