Howard's Notebook

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  1. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    I remember Howard saying that when you hire him, you hire "a guy with a notebook full of ideas" and some other shit about a guy who will work 24 hours a day. Anybody want to guess what's in the notebook?
     
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    Doodles
     
  3. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    #1 - Talk about wife endlessly
     
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    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    Twenty four hours a day, two or three days a week. With a notebook full of ideas about contract loopholes and impending lawsuits.
     
  5. BethSucks

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    How to convince a million people to sign up for a subscription service by selling them a bunch of half-truths and outright lies.
     
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    Two incoherent pages of the original "Fartman" script?
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    The screenplay for the remake of Porky's? :uscratch:
     
  8. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    "We're gonna take a few Fridays off" still kills me.
     
  9. Obi Drunkenobe

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    Remember how hard he hyped his two channels right before he went to sirius. I don't remember exactly but I do recall him saying something to the effect of you would be able to turn on his channels 24/7 and hear new programming.
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The Notebook was a lie, his Manpurse is full of baby wipes.
     
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    Talk about the weekend and wife, berate member of the staff for an hour, AGT, current events, go home.
     
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    How to sell us stuff disguised as spontaneous show banter. Even create the Tim took a shot bit to do an amazing Toto commercial.

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    lolool
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    The only notebook near Howard is the one Young Will uses to feed this man crypt notes.
     
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    Photoshop tips?
     
  18. Big Bird

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    That notebook is filled with many blank pages.:shitfan:
     
  19. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    I doubt it, unless NAtional Lampoon wrote a sequel he could steal also.
     
  20. TehLivingDeath

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    Holy fuck, that clip is absolutely enraging. Mother. Fucker.
     
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