Howard's obvious jealousy of norms commercial is chilling

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Nov 4, 2015.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    I mean Howard himself has said he wishes failure on everyone but poor norm? Anyone else notice this?
     
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    if you are referring to the caller today,I got the impression Sternsimply didn`t care about the commercial,not so much jealousy.
     
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    Howard wants to be the funny outrageous guy on tv and currently that's Norm.
     
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    Well it didn't help that the caller was stupid enough to think norm was actually Daniel day lewising colonel fucking sanders
     
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    I think Ben Stern's more upset. If Ray hadn't stood in his way, he could've made a billion dollars off that Kentucky Fried.
     
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    That's right. Ben wanted to get a franchise in the early 60's and his cunty wife shot it down.
     
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    That's good chicken, dude.
     
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    I hope you're joking. Howard might want to be Louis CK or Larry David. He's not jealous of Norm.
     
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    If all of you were not jealous of Larry inc before now you really will be @LawyerLarry has just introduced the newest member of Larry inc. see while everyone was talking about us @ClintDagger had @tradioguy69 and @MrPPV in a meeting thinking about what could possibly make us any better i said nothing we are already the best. but @LawyerLarry said lets spread the wealth and expand thats why he is the boss. after looking at millions of applicants and we were getting constant pm's from everyone on the board begging to be chosen one. well it should be no surprise this guy has been drinking with @EDDIEVRULZ and i for weeks. welcome aboard the genuis as you jobbers can call him @ShutUpSitDown .
     
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    Might as well put a 2016 POTY banner on Double L right now. There are probably enough members of Larry Inc that they won't even need jabroni votes for him to take my tiara.
     
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    ...larry inc should start his own website, maybe call it the larry inc shed so you dont lose each other.
     
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    Plus when I win the Bar POTY we'll hold every major title. :c
     
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    just had some monday. In quebec,due to the french,they call it PFK. Poulet Frit Kentucky.TAbernac
     
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    gotta love Norm. gotta hate the wig.

    hope that clears up their choice of actors
     
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    What the ever FUCK?

    I just don't "get" the Quebecois...do they want to be Canadian, French, or independent? Hell, Canada is bilingual BY LAW, shouldn't it be KFC/PFC?

    So, Quebec still hasn't signed that Canadian confederation agreement that's been on the table since the 70s? How long will Canada put up with that bullshit?

    It'd be like Texas deciding to secede. Tanks would roll and/or there would be another civil war.
     
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    Wouldn't even need boots on the ground. Just send a couple attack choppers and wasted the hand full of loons.
     
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    Can you IMAGINE the freaking outrage? Jade Helm come to life!

    Didn't Perry actually threaten secession a year or so ago?

    No doubt Arizona would join the Rebels if it ever became a reality.

    I've been reading a lot lately about the Spanish Civil War in the 30s, and today's polarizing politics remind me a bit of the run up to the Spanish Civil War. Extreme right wing government, followed by extreme left wing government, followed by a General's rebellion (against the legitimately elected left wing government). Absolutely NO middle ground - the middle class (or what's left of it) would have to chose sides. In Spain, most of the middle class threw their lot in with the right, while younger people and secessionists (the Basque and Catalans) went in with the left.

    It was a freaking blood bath...

    If, somehow, Bernie Sanders were elected, and went full on Socialist, I could see some sort of armed, uprising from Texas and the South actually occurring.