Howard's Opening Monolgue....with JonH

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  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    :rolleye: Just RIDICULOUS.....AND soooo BORING...IMO

    So I guess my anti-WRAP UP SHOW Posts and Threads aND EMAILS to Howard begging him to PLEASE STOP opening the show with "I was listening to the WRAP UP SHOW" or "Robin did u hear JD on the WRAP UP SHOW" had some effect....Howard rarely opens the first hour with WUS re-raps....
    except....

    Yesterday he mentioned mushmouth JD on the WRAP UP SHOW FROM 2 WEEKS AGO!!!!!! At least he waited an hour:rolleye:

    So this morning he opens the show discussing one of his favorite TV Shows...Game of Thrones with Jonny Hein.....
    Please spare us.....

    FINALLY we no longer are tortured EVERY Fucking day with a PREVIEW of the WRAP UP SHOW by Jonny H.....thank you Howard for tweaking that insufferable 15mins from the show....that was a WISE DECISION!!!

    but you just HAVE TO INCLUDE Jon Hein somehow in the first hour of the show...today the first fucking minute ON AIR!! PLEASE ENUFF Jon Hein.....
    MORE Gary LESS Jon H...I don't care what that idiot Natalie Maines says about Gary being annoying....she's WRONG...Gary is NEVER annoying IMO.

    there are far more clever ways to begin the show than asking Jon Hein to
    explain a subplot on Game of Thrones :rolleye:. wgas...from Mr. "know it all"

    thank you
    peace & love
     
  2. WillyBest

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  3. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Wait...so they DON'T read your emails and change the show accordingly??
    I'm confused
     
  4. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ^ Taaa haaaa :jj:
     
  5. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Didn't read, too blue
     
  6. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    He has been talking over the "Theme Song" this whole week... all two days... I thought it had something to do with disrespecting Rob Zombie in favor of the new branded theme
     
  7. peterfonda

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    I've never really understood what Jon Hein brings to the HSS. He seems pretty dull. If he left tomorrow, would he even be missed? Anyone can host the WUS.
     
  8. knu3421

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    ^he weighs down the show
     
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    It was a paid commercial. Howard is famous for his offer to advertise by integrating the product into the show "naturally".

    Somehow John just happened to be in studio for that rant. John have nothing to do being in studio. He don't prep Howard. He have no meetings with Howard. Johns job is the wrapup show and the other shitty shows he host. Nothing more.
     
  10. TheLACritic

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    Watched with a Jamba Juice Smoothie (that's what Howard wants me to drink, right?). And I really watched the NBA and NHL the last two nights.
     
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    You're a fucking lunatic. Go get medicated.
     
  12. Big Lar

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    you still listen :jj:
     
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    tits please
     
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    What's become clear over time is Howard likes pedo Hein because he's such a non-threat, he's never controversial, he never disagrees, he never has an opinion unless its about ways of packing fat on your ass like eating hamburgers and watching TV, he always tows the line. He's the ultimate yes man. That's a commodity to Howard in this particularly thin skinned and hyper-paranoid time in his life with the degenerative neurosis .

    Having that awkward, boring creep in the studio is the ultimate insult and letdown to anyone that experienced the golden era of the show.
     
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  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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