Howard's Oral Sex Rant

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Zelda, Feb 8, 2015.

  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    I'm sure this came up already, but I must have missed it. What did everyone think of that long, insnane, craycrazy rant about oral sex? Howard is insane with all all his rants and theories and most of all this neurtoticness. But this was by far one of the most annpannoying ones by far.
     
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    Are you referring to the now classic 'A Very Special HPV lecture show' that aired last week?

    It's over Johnny.
     
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    He left the door open for cock sucking?
     
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    his anus is all aflutter
     
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    He noshed on the pussy of a 50 foot woman and she had a mad tear?
     
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    Horrifyingly out of touch. Ranting - rightly - about vaccines and then missing the critical opportunity to advocate for Gardasil?
     
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  7. Nemo

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    Beth, it's not that I don't want to. Honest.

    FAWWWWWWWWK!
     
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    ...i didnt hear it. was it posted somewhere?
     
  10. Zelda

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    Yet, this girl on the coffee table is the only one he mentions. Proably the only one. And I bet he is haaaarible at it.
     
  11. Zelda

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    Hopefully someone on here can find the clip for you. It is quite the entertaining rant in an annoying kind of way.
     
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    True Story.

    I had (and still have) a friend who back in high school always ranted about how nasty it was to eat pussy. I met up with him 10 years later...and he had a husband.
     
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    Let's see, he can never let go & have fun (and is audibly pist when others do), won't travel unless Aniston is in tow, can't eat or drink anything decadent, and is now against cunnilingus? (I did not hear the rant, just making an inference from the comments posted.)

    What a catch!!!
     
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    I'm sure the ugly man with a wife 20 years younger than him who never eats her pussy has a faithful wife.

    ;)
     
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    Its passive-aggressive Wiggy at his best.

    He is clandestinely bashing Beefus about her alleged STD/HPVs and being totally asexual and then defending/praising Beefus against her "haters" all in the same breath
     
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    Beth is sexual, just not around her marks. Remember her hanging all over that one guy from that Man Caves show, Nacho I think?

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    Look at that sultry pose. She wants the dick sooooo bad.

    Now look at her with her husband...

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    "Do I still have to be around this guy who looks like the dad with AIDS from the Brady Bunch? Can I go back to the Florida mansion yet?"
     
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    start at 37:00
     
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    I might agree, but Beef is asexual.
     
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    Howard's mouth is so gross. The thought of him licking my cherry pop makes me nauseous.
     
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    He's such a nauseating creature.
     
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