Howards Pal Madonna Tries Doing Stand Up And Bombs........

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  1. teehee

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    Bombed for the very first time! Forced laughter and awkward silences during Madonna's 'seriously un-funny' first stand-up routine on The Tonight Show
    • Stand-up routine on The Tonight Show on Thursday branded 'a bomb'
    • Singer said she was a 'closet comedian' always wanted to do stand-up
    • Her jokes were about dating younger men and her art collection
    • 'I crack myself up,' she said at one point.

    She's the queen of reinvention who has tried her hand at many a field outside her record-breaking pop career, from acting to business and philanthropy.

    She's even opened a chain of gyms.

    But the consensus seems to be in on Madonna's turn at comedy: she's just not funny.

    The 56-year-old, who describes herself as a 'closet comedian', has been lambasted for her first-ever stand-up routine while taking over The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Thursday.






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    Awkward: Madonna performs a stand-up on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Thursday, however the routine did not go down too well

    [​IMG]Madonna's had an absolute mare of it on live TV hasn't she?! The singer took that infamous tumble during her Brits performance and now she's bombed slightly during her stand up routine on The Today Show.



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      Yo yo: The 56-year-old singer described herself as a 'closet comedian' before getting up for an 'impromptu' stand up routine. She told jokes about dating a 26-year-old man and her collection of Andy Warhol paintings

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    During her interview with Jimmy told him how she 'was not cool enough' for her kids.

    'They remind me everyday how uncool I am. They tell me everyday that I can't be basic. ''Mom, that's so basic.''' she said.

    She reminisced fondly of her early days in the music business when there were no expectations.

    The singer contrasted her early years trying to make it New York City to today's artists with social media at their fingertips.

    'You had to take cassette tapes to clubs. You had to do shows and perform live,' she said

    After the sit-down interview, she closed by performing Bitch I'm Madonna, a song from her new album., Rebel Heart.

    The performance featured DJ Diplo and a posse of back-up dancings snaking through the halls of 30 Rock.
     
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    I think what she's wearing is pretty funny!!
     
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    of course she likes Andy Warhol....
     
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    knock knock

    whos there?

    madonna

    madonna who?

    exactly.
     
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    these aging stars are getting on my nerves
     
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    You can tell she is scared of dying
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    At least Dice gave her some tips on what to wear.
     
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    You can't fake standup like singing..You either get laughs or don't..No lip synching..Sorry Toots..
     
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    I'm sure all her staff think she's hilarious.
     
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    Probably about as much as Howards staff think he is..;)
     
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    She's joking about her millions in artwork on the walls, and the un-evolved nature of the boy toys she's dating.

    We can all relate.
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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    Done and done. she sucked the talent out of that english guy she married and cheated on so publically.. Her head is getting much bigger physically. That outfit is atrocious. andy warhol was a creep who died weeks after she got famous. He was so timid and affected its hard to imagine anyone could have spent longer than 5 minutes talking to him, never mind be his friend. His art is high school level. Wow. I woke up on the wrong side today.
     
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    She's starting to look like Phyllis Diller
     
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    People who say or think they're funny, they are usually not. The only reason to see her do stand up is to heckle her.
     
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    Guy Ritchie was funnier with his plaintive deadpan delivery: "Take my wife....Please"
     
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    She was funny when she came on Howards show back in the 80's. But I guess she's not big enough to be on his show today. Should she hook up with Tan Mom? Then she could get on.
     
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    Just incredibly sad........Garbo had the right idea......They talked about her till the day she died.......These modern cunts should take a lesson.........
     
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    Some stars think they can do'anything and be great at it
     
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