Howard's party but Gary's fault

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Jan 27, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    Howard going to bat against Gary to get tickets to his birthday party for whiners like 'Dan the song parody man' !
    :facepalm:


    A familiar Stern formula.
    Hire or appoint others to be the bad guy.
     
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    For realz - The Buchwalsher has never had the gonads to do his dirty work. MaMaMonkey this MaMaMonkey that:cheer:
     
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    Joey boots is quitting tv ba ba booey bombing? :chimp:
     
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    I really, REALLY miss..................."Repeat After Me"...................
     
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    7 AM: Howard takes a call from Dan, "bummed" that he can't get tickets to the show after creating "thousands of hours of content" for Howard. Howard said he thinks he deserves to be there, but can't help because there are no tickets left.

    8:30 AM: Caller Bob asks out of the blue if he can play a game for tickets to the birthday show, and Howard says sure. A couple minutes later, Bob wins tickets by guessing if an audio clip was either a guy having sex or weightlifting.
     
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    Dan was phased out years ago
    His replacements are going to the B-day show.
    Eli Braden will be performing??
     
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    Psyche will be performing

    Enron Cahn lives with his dad and mom :punk:
     
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    Howard himself picked out 20 songs to play during the breaks -- like Seal doing "Hey Joe" by Hendrix! :punk:
     
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    But Bobo HAD to be there....
     
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    Now Howard likes Seal?
    :facepalm:
     
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    Beth played a very similar game during her WWHL appearance on Bravo. Stern stealing bits?
     
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    Hold on....They actually had a game like this? They stole that from an Adam Sandler skit.
     
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    You didn't hear the time-killer during the news? Howard announced that he'd completed his selection of 20 songs, including AGT co-judge Heidi Klum's ex-husband's cover of "Hey Joe." Howard had Fred play some of it, and then Ice-T's version of the same song. Then Howard and Robin made fun of Seal for having only two songs.
     
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    I was doodling.
    Was Seal so so black and Heidi so so white?
     
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    Yeah, Howard plays a clip, and then you have to guess if it's a guy having an orgasm or lifting weights. (When Fred guessed that it sounded like a guy having an orgasm, he had to throw in, "Don't ask me how I'd know!" Just like when Howard later described his new Tommy John underwear as having a silky feel -- like wearing women's panties -- he had to add, "Not that I'd know!" Comic geniuses, totally secure in their heterosexuality.)
     
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    No mention of color in that segment. But that was immediately followed by the Billboard Top 5, where Howard pointed out that he can't tell what race Pitbull is. (Fred had to look it up for him.) Howard said he prides himself on being able to identify race.
     
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    [video=youtube;We8MeWpyBgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We8MeWpyBgA[/video]
     
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    Howchie has always been so jealous of Sandler, his fame and $$$. But despite that, Fred always played drops from "Billy Madison" and "Happy Gilmore" back when the show was actually funny (and Fred was actually awake).
     
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    I worked for a guy like that. He called me his "no man". When he didn't want to tell someone no he sent me.
     
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    Did Dan pay Artie back yet for the money loaned to get his motorcycle out of storage in Las Vegas years ago? Maybe he should be worrying more about that.