Howards peepee

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Zelda, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    All joking aside, why do tou think he constantly goes on about how small his dick is? I so can't wrap my head around it. When people are fat, they make jokes of themselves before everyone else does. But we cant see his dick, so why do you think he constantly anounces it? I have never ever heard of anyone wanting to give out information like that volunatarily.
     
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    Howard is a Dick-head plain and simple...............
     
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    He's auditioning to be the bottom in his new relationship.
     
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    I would guess it was a way for him back in the day to engage other people in conversations about dicks. He could claim it was comedy.
     
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    98% of Howard's day since he was a very young boy is consumed with the thought of dicks...his and everyone else's.
     
  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    lol
     
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    Now he's on to dribbling pee on his undies.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This.
     
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  9. Zelda

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    It.is.fucking.baffling.
     
  10. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

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    Because he needs one thing he's actually honest about?
     
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    He uses that as his attempt at self-deprecation. Plus, it's a conversation starter about his two obsessions: himself and cock.
     
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    And jizz on his chin
     
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    Gay or Insecure...In wigs, case both.

    I'm the first one to make jokes about my small penis when I step out of my lamborghini.
     
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    It's hilarious radio


    What do you do for a living?
     
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    howard will never tell you of the severity of his genital deformity/ it is gender bending...it is beyond comprehension
     
  16. RONNIE THE CLAW

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    and he's also announced and had it verified that he is 6 1/2 inches or something when he is erect. That is not small. He then clarified that he was not lying about size but that his penis is tiny before it is aroused. JESUS CHRIST!! There is nothing weird or abnormal about that...it's your body and how you are built...if I don't comb my hair in the morning it looks a mess. Is this such a revelation? Yet he insists on telling us about it every chance he gets.
     
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    You could ask Beth about it but I bet she has her eyes closed tight when she has to have sex with him. What you see you can't unsee.
     
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    When u got his$$$$$$$$$$ ya think he needs a monster cock. Just ask :whythelongface?:
     
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    One of the dudes he went to camp with said that in the bio book wiggy hates .
     
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