Howard's Personal Staff

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  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    How many people does Howard employ personally (not Sirius)?

    He recently said he had 2 full-time IT people. What could they possibly be doing for him?
     
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    This is the fake story Robin.
     
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    Scrubbing his hard drives of any evidence of baby sitter porn?
     
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    He has acknowledged personal assistants for himself and Beth and a house manager for Chimneyland, I'm sure Closetland has a house manager as well.
     
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    Two IT guys & neither one set him up with ad-block. He really is a sucker. :rolleyes:
     
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    He said IT, but what he meant was, two full time guys to go through the thousands of hours of tapes and scrub anything that would look bad in Hollywood, Hamptons, or any Alison mentions.
     
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    He's gotta have a chef. Those almonds don't get on his plate all by themselves.
     
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    hes admitted a chef before

    obviously ronnie plus another driver thats been mentioned

    ralph ofc
     
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    He doesn't even watch porn. He's said "sex is so gross" and he believes it.
     
  11. Petal

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    I don't think he calls them "staff" per se'... memory serves that they are "friends" that help out. :rolleyes:

    Lord. He's totally nuts.
     
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    Yep, plus additional security. Just look at the pics of him arriving at the Gong Show ripoff.
     
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    Two IT guys? wtf, they must be installing Windows 95 for him. I've never heard of someone so out of touch with technology as wiggy.
     
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    My bet is that he has a lot of people on staff. The funny thing is that Howard isn't like other big celebs. He isn't always doing promotions or going different places. Howard could easily manage his own schedule, but he has an assistant. What that assistant does with their time is a mystery. Must be pretty mundane. Howard and Beth do no grocery shopping. They don't go out and get anything on their own except for Beth's clothes and accessories. Howard has a hair stylist on staff. I'm sure Beth does too. Those large houses and apartments require a lot of upkeep. One person vacuuming would probably take a whole day or more in one of those mansions. It's a pretty lame existence when you really think about it. It's nice to have someone cleaning your house, but can you imagine having a whole staff in your home all the time? I'd hate that.
     
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    Memory serves that his assistant is busy buying lots of baby wipes and condoms for Wiggy.

    What a treat her job must be. :confused:
     
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    Jimmy Kimmel once joked about how great Wiggy's chimneyville chef was (which Wig then quickly tried to change the subject) so yes of course one or multiple exist. You think Beth is really going into the kitchen and opening the fridge and eyeing it up and down? Let's remember this is a pampered nag that gets fairy tales read to it at night. She claps her hands and a plate of sliced grapefruit carved in the shapes of kitty cats appears.

    Then there's the bowling alley manager, the guy that stocks the purell and modge podge stations in his $10 mil panic room in the FL mansion, the Latin Americans that clean all the catshit, I'm sure it's quite the payroll all-in, which he then bitches to his psychiatrist about because he thinks Sirius should pay for them.

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    Are his IT people responsible for programming his Tivo? I think I've heard him mention someone who records TV shows for him.
     
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    I'm thinking that it's impossible to have a housekeeper that works for plugs.

    Hmus: Rosita, we will give you 4 plugs this week.
    Rosita: Gracias Mr. Howarr, I hope maybe we can get some kleeks on my wegsigh.
     
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    Can you imagine training to be an amazing chef and then your job ends up being a personal chef to Wiggy and Beefus?

    Beefus likes frozen pizza heated... and Wiggy has about 6 actual foods he will eat.

    Additionally, dinner has to be at 4pm each day for the elder Wiggy. I guess that could be a plus for the chef - he's home with his family by 6pm.