Howard's Photography- Any interest for a thread like this?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by eliasbboy, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Okay, I've been wanting to do this for awhile, but I just haven't had the time. Now that it's been too damn hot to work outside I've had more time.

    Before I spend/waste more time doing this I just want to know if it has an interest to anyone.:facepalm:

    I downloaded EVERY photo from Conlon Road and started going thru them in order to poijt out the crap.:jj: It's never ending. The shit he actually has the balls to post as "professional" is absolutely hysterical.

    If I do a real thread, I'll get everything down before starting. I thought if we named it "Howard Stern Photography Conlon Road" any Google searches would first bring them here.:evil:

    Just let me know if I'm completely wasting my time or if anyone besides me would read this. Don't spare my feelings, I'm not sensitive.:hat:

    Here, he's too stupid to simply crop the picture instead of shitting all over it with the clone tool.

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  2. eliasbboy

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    This is Howard completely fucking up another photo with the clone tool.

    There are NO repeatable patterns in nature. A toddler knows this, yet it eludes Howard.

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  3. eliasbboy

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    YES! YES! AND MORE YES!

    I know nothing about PS. I love when you point out his hatchet jobs! :cheer:

    This will be fun!
     
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    Great stuff, I always like seeing this stuff pointed out.
     
  8. bytor

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    Your photography critiques are my faaaaaavorite by far. I'd love to see an entire thread related to the subject.

    Elias, we speak your name.
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I don't mess with the dark arts like you conjurers and witches.
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I vote yesh
     
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    The ham handed, clone monster! Moar!
     
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    It is shockingly bad photography from Howard. His teacher should do what his piano teacher did long ago. :) Forge ahead, Elias, I love your stuff :wub:
     
  13. eliasbboy

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    Here's what I mean by "clone" tool by the way. In photoshop, you can actually paint with a selected area of a picture. The IDEA is to spend 4 extra seconds and NOT make it noticeable.

    Howard just has NO idea how to do it, yet he relies on it for almost every picture.

    Here's a funny video that shows what it does. :jj:

    [video=youtube;MWn0lxRNqos]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWn0lxRNqos[/video]
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Ladies and gentlemen, the adventures of Diagonal Woman and Mr. Snuggles.

     
  15. Vdrummer35

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    didn't you hear that wiggy, hit this photo shop b.s. over 300yrds out of the park. :cwl:
     
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    pilo Well-Known Member

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    i really want to know why he fucks up backgrounds so they they look like theyre made out of stained glass or are painted on while the focus of the photo looks normal
    what the fuck is he thinking????
     
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    I can't contribute, but good god I will enjoy watching. :cheer:
     
  18. jake206

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    Huge fan of this thread. Love them every time you critique his "photos."

    As an aside, check out this screen capture from "Conlon Road Photography" and laugh. Colon love stories usually mean you're getting meatplowed in the ass. Great webmaster, I bet Jeff Schick did this:



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  19. eliasbboy

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    That's friggin hilarious! :rofl:
     
  20. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    Oh this is so funny, and sad.

    I want to feel bad for the people who hire him, but he's been a photographer for 15 minutes, they should know better. :facepalm: