Howard's Photography Teacher Is A Hack

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bethoats, Jun 30, 2013.

  1. bethoats

    bethoats New Member

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    If you were a multi-millionaire and wanted to take up photography merely as a hobby, wouldn't you want to learn from someone with someone with some artistic credibility rather than a Photoshop-happy Long Island wedding photographer? I'm gonna do some side-by-sides of Doug Gordon's work and actual photography.

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    Wonder if he taught Howard how to tilt the camera like that yet. Long Island mothers-of-the-bride are suckers for that "artsy stuff".
     
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  2. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    He secretly laughs at howard's work while signing the back of the check just before cashing it. Hope he laughs out loud.
     
  3. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Pics 2 and 4 speak to me.
    Pics 1 and 3 leave me confused.
     
  4. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That was day 1!

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  5. Joe Bauers

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    Howard has always been a hack, bicycling, grilling, chess, photography, salt water aquarium, you porn, Father, husband, cuckold.
     
  6. King Chris

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    Why are they sideways? Where are his overexposed pictures? He's like every photography hack.
     
  7. Skytoground

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    Why does he shoot everything on a slant? Is he Asian?
    :rs:
     
  8. check1

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    Hack morning zoo keeper....
     
  9. nearly.normal

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    His self portraits are much better

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  10. Herc

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    :yes:
     
  11. Herc

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    Faggotism . . . :spingay::gayflag::sgay:
     
  12. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    :lol:

    This made my night.
     
  13. Lostronaut

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    Any photographer that tilts the horizon is an asshole.
     
  14. bethoats

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    I think that's Howies fireplace!
     
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    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    If only Winst were here, he would explain everything...
     
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    :giggle:
     
  17. Joe Bauers

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    Yep. :funny:
     
  18. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    the thing is, you either have a good EYE or your don't
    howard cleary doesn't
    i think all his money and technology hinders him cause the best pics of beth are her with very little make up where she actually looks human and he touches her up too much
     
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  19. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    does it have a big H, Beth's favorite letter, in it?
     
  20. killallposers

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    howard uses this method numerous times during the famous hampton's boys video, mostly the incestuous threesome beach shots.

    [video=youtube;kGqiHAxKJ4E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGqiHAxKJ4E[/video]