Beth: honey, let's get a hobby that we can both share Howard: (mumbles) fuck, not this shit again (aloud) ok honey. What'd you have in mind? Beth: well, you could take pictures of me and post them on twitter. Howard: but I hate twitter and suck at photography Beth: but honeyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I wanna show the world that I'm a good modoe!!!, Howard: ooooooooooohhhhhhh kayyyyyyyyyy beth: yay! two days later howard: Nikon paid me to try out this camera Beth: I'm a modoe! Snap snap snap hiward: you're old and only have one pose Beth: but howwwwwwwerrrrrrrrd! Howard: fffffcuuuuuuuuuck. Hold on Three days later Howard: adobe is paying me to promote photoshop beth: let's make a calendar and exploit dogs for money!!! Howard: money? Now you're talking one month later beth: I sold a ton of calendars, are they ready yet? howard: you what? I'm still trying to photoshop the fucking bent knee out of all these shots! beth: howarrrrrrrrd! howard: just collect the money. As this story ends, Howard is stuck spending time with the annoying one every other day or so and updating the world on just how much of a pussy he really is. Ive stopped getting angry whenever I see him tweet a photo and just laugh at his misery.