Howards photoshop bought to light today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JoeyG, Oct 1, 2012.

  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Active Member

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    Howard started off the show today talking about the photo shoot he did with one of the winners of the charity auction. He was getting into all of the props, and the set they chose, and the different lighting he used. he also talked about how it was for a CD cover and a horse was involved. Then Robin asked Howard how the client liked the photos, and Howard said that he didn't know. Robin asked why not, and Howard said he was still "working on them". The reason is obviously that he hasn't finished doctoring up the shitty pictures yet with photoshop so that they can be presentable as a finished product. I find it hilarious that the "photographer" can't take a fucking picture. He absolutely has no concept of lighting, or shades, or exposure, apertures, etc. Only after hours and hours at the computer can he release the final draft of his "pictures".
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Best part was Howard hired someone to "assist with the lighting"
     
  3. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    The guy who won the auction was said to be 'semi-retired' and in his mid-40s. I hate him. Jealous. Of the early retirement, that is, and not the photo shoot
     
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    Howard is a protectionist, well at least he thinks he is, whats funny is he is going spend countless hours trying to fix those shit pictures and they are still going to be shit pictures!!!
     
  5. Kamie

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    Let's hope the guy doesn't have an adam's apple.....
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Dont worry, theres a filter for that...

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  7. Frank Snotra

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    Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin have more detail on their faces
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Ah, he's semi-retarded. That explains why he bid on the photo shoot.
     
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    That broad Jane Wells sounded a hell of a lot like Underdog Woman, only younger.
     
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    YES! I heard it and thought it was a goof--I really thought that it was that woman who does the impressions, totally sounded like her.