Howards quote on hair dye this morning.

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  1. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    So Howard was reading clips from the Eddie Van Halen article from Billboard this morning. He quoted Eddie making fun of Diamond Dave dying his hair. "I'm a 61 one year old guy I have gray hair Im not trying to look young"

    Do you think he read this article with a straight face?

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    He truly is one of the ugliest people on earth and the plastic surgeries have turned his looks absolutely ghoulish!! :worm:
     
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    It's easy to put a little gray in your wig.
     
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    "I wonder who Diamond Dave uses as his 24/7 hair dresser."

    I'd love to know what Seinfeld thought when Gunk brought Toni along for the filming of CICGC.

    He has to be obsessively paranoid about that thing coming off his head parting in an unflattering way.

    His psychiatrist is a goddamned carni and deserves every penny.

    He thought that was normal. That's how out of touch he is.
     
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    Howard has so much maintenance. The wig, his face. He's been pulled back , lifted and injected.
    Mooooose is high maintenance too. They deserve each other.

    Wig gets little jabs weekly. Weekly!

    You guys think he looks bad now!!!!? Just wait. Mooose is already going Frankenstein.

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    Look at his lips, Beth or Ralph gave him the herps.
     
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    That's the crazy part... he's not THAT old! :scared:

    Doubly so for Beef! She's already had so much work done and is still in her early 40s!

    You know she's not going to be able to stop with the plastic surgeries as she ages and it will end up only making her look even scarier.
     
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    Your suppose to look foward to growing old.
     
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    a real man doesn't have his "hairdresser" at his side 24/7.

    take a shower in the morning and towel dry (or blow-dry)and get out of the house!!!!
     
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    And nobody believed me when I said "Allegedly" The Whorse came into the relationship astraddle a tube of Valtrex..........
     
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    Since he already looks like Ray, he can just take one of those fucking scarves and use it as a babushka.

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    I don't know whether or not he's trying to look young but he is succeeding in looking like a tremendous tool in every picture. Especially the ones with the fedora and the shirt with the red star (scarfs implied at this point). Chills of the douche variety.

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    lol yet he has the balls to make fun of Imus wearing a cowboy hat. Hey Howard you dress like a skater half the time and a old queen the other half.
     
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    I was just gonna say, he made fun of Imus so much for looking like a corpse and having a young trophy wife. How long before he dons the cowboy hat and starts the cat ranch? Fucking pussy.
     
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    DameBethMan pointed out mooooose wears A-line and shapeless crap b\c that thing has no shape.
    I also think its between boobjob and is hiding. But it seems mooose always hides. Here we go again with a hat, a too tan greasy looking mooose, the bad top hiding askew boobs, too much cheap looking jewelry. This pic is easily 2 nosejobs ago. Mooose is aging. It's never going to have a nice shape. That thing is a tank. Giant head.
    I'm sure you smell moose before you see it.

    ****my gf from Germany can't find anything on mooooose BTW. She's in PR for ohhhh 25 years

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    If my wife told me to wear a scarf, I'd punch her in the mouth.
     
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    It's going to be great!
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    This fellow wins in a "who's hotter" thread.
     
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    I won't wear a scarf when it's cold.
     
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