Howard's read of Halo 5 commercial

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  1. William Shirtner

    William Shirtner Well-Known Member

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    I caught this today the gunk's chompers are in full force on this one. I wish I had a clip of it to post, but I do not. I believe because it was a live read that is why his dental speech impediment is shining through.
     
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    he thinks video games are stupid and childish yet makes a live read for it...
     
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    Ya. It's pretty funny. You can tell he doesn't know what the fuck he's reading.
     
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    It's shenshashtional.
     
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    Exactly! I don't know anything about video games but even I could tell he had it all screwed up.
     
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    "I just played Super Halo Brothers. It's the most amazing game I've ever played, Robin."
     
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    :jj:

    This is so funny. I've only heard about ten minutes of the show in the past two months, but the little bit I did catch included one of these Halo reads. My first thought was exactly the same - Wiggy might as well have been reading the emergency shutdown procedures for a heavy water reactor. He is so fucking out of touch with anything not having to do with The Bachelor, it's pathetic.
     
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    Billy Bush, Access Hollywood doosh and Bush family member, said "Shexsh" during the story about Wiggy asking Bradley Cooper why he hasn't f-ed Jennifer Lawrence yet

    Straight-up-diss.
     
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    Can't they get Jo-Ann Fabric as a sponsor? Howard could read about their extensive arts and craft supplies and actually become genuinely excited for once.
     
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    If only there was a Big Black Cock store!!!
     
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    Shit game, Howard's a poser. :dickhead:

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    SODA STREAM, Robin!
     
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    You need special recognition for writing the best Howard "impressions" in the Shed. :winner:
     
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    You're too kind. Thank you. Pretty much everyone does them pretty well, or at least I think so.
     
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    he should represent something he knows about: he should be the spokesman for a feminine hygiene product.
     
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    Everyone is good, for sure. But yours are just that much better. You have a knack for it, a je ne sais quoi. :)
     
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    I also find it strange that Microsoft thinks he relevant enough to buy ad time. Didn't they see his AGT ratings?
     
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    MS has consistently misread the markets with their XBox products; if not for Halo it would have died like the betamax long ago. Anyone who allowed Bungie to walk after they consistently made the high end quality video game products that transformed the industry, obviously has no clue at all. Bungie showed that you can have Hugo award winning story concepts paired with original music compositions rivaling the classical masters (and video quality that exceeds the state of the art every year), that grab and hold generations' interest for decades.
     
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    Yeah letting Bungie go was a big fucking mistake in my opinion too. They should have thrown suitcases of money at them to keep them around.