Howard's Shitty Day

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Oct 22, 2013.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    According to MarksFriggin Howard said it was a shitty day and life kicked him in the ass, I wonder what his issue is now, maybe Robin's "cure" was premature, calendar sales are shitty and he's expected to kick in the rest to build Bianca's Furry Friends, the gay porn section of YouPorn is down, they found bedbugs in the Fla place......?????

    Marksfriggin:

    Howard said that today is just another shitty day. He said life will kick you in the fucking ass. He said you just have to expect it to be shitty and hope to come out of it okay. Robin said most days are good. Howard said she's wrong. Howard said he lived as a child for many years with the notion that no bad things should happen to him. He said when something shitty would happen he'd wonder why it happened. He said life hands you shit and some good things. He said don't be shocked when life hands you shit.
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    gp, now is the time to attack. He is weak.
     
  3. FSFN

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    Hmmm, wig glue on back order?

    Ashley's "friend" met Howard for the first time (he's a kneegro)

    Beth's contract about to expire, she wants to resign for millions?

    Bowling alley ball return on the fritz ?

    He's trying to shut down the internet again?

    Ralph's load was a bit to salty last night??
     
  4. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Other than marbles, his whole life has be shitty...Fuck him in the shit chute
     
  5. Nemo

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    keep reading Marksfriggin...
    Howard grew up with wild animals.
    Every day of his childhood was like a safari with urban American savages......right Robin
    :bigcry:
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    But they could have been Obama's grandfathers.....



    Howard said he's been on Safari his whole life. He said he grew up in Roosevelt Long Island. Howard said he doesn't need to go on safari. He said Africa is a picnic compared to Roosevelt. Howard said he couldn't stay in the car to see what was going on. He had to walk the streets and get attacked. He said he's had enough of that for a lifetime. Howard said he isn't going on any safari
     
  7. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    He said during the news he's really, really bummed out about his upcoming 60th birthday.
     
  8. Phillipmcd

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    Beth farted again?
     
  9. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Sooooo, he's calling black people wild animals?

    Wonder if TMZ will report this explicit example of Pelican's racism that continues to this day?
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Oh yeah.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Too bad Beth can't be in her 30's for it.
     
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    Can you imagine the shit storm if anyone else said that?
    Saying 'Reggie' is less offensive than that!
    :facepalm:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    BTW Howard obviously wants a big star-studded birthday party for the big 6-0!
    :facepalm:
     
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    Who will throw a party in his honor?
     
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    He told us exactly what is was. His IT person told him he can't stream HTV on a ppv basis. He bitched that if you porn can then everyone can. (He just wont pay for it) :jj:
     
  15. BethSucks

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    Will Jimmy make him a birthday party?
     
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    Ughh the "make me a party" sounds like something a 6 year old girl would say.
     
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    Really? Beth has a "happy wife, happy life" attitude. Why doesn't Howard? Maybe his mangina is leaking blood and he thinks his period has returned?
     
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    A 'random' caller broached the subject.
    Sounds like Howard wants an amazing on air birthday party.
    :facepalm:
     
  19. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    He basically called black people animals.

    The only thing missing is the enwurd to make that statement look like Daniel Carver's.

    Hell, that statement veers mighty close to getting crossbarred here at DS.
     
  20. BethSucks

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    Should be great, Train, Whitney Cummings, Tom Cotter, Tan Mom, all the greats.....