Howard's Shitty Summer

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard says he waits all year for summer, this one came with a well deserved dose of reality"

    AGT Disaster - The number 1 summer show for six years now loses to reruns as it approaches its finale. The "Stern Effect" takes a huge hit, no one is going to be shelling out big bucks for Howard's "brand" any more.

    Radio show problems - Budget cuts, Robin's illness and the looming takeover of SiriusXM by Liberty make the part time radio show more of an aggravation for the "KOAM"

    Bianca dies, Howard has to deal with his grief alone while Beth bravely hits every event in the Hampton's to deal with the tragedy

    Mom Caves tanks

    Beth out partying with the younger set all summer while Howard jerks it to babysitter gay porn

    Seems like karma is finally catching up with old Howie.
     
  2. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't happen to a nicer guy....Fuck him
     
  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Greedy fuck, He has more than enough money . He didn't have to go on TV and ruin the rest of his legacy.
     
  4. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    Beth turned 40 and seems to be hitting the wall at a high rate of speed
     
  5. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Happy for this, I am.
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  6. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    At least he has his mastery of photography and Photoshop to fall back on.
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...we love howard and beth, theyre fab!

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  8. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    this is so true. he could have put money into his channels and had his brand profitable after he retired...:(
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...howard aint no johnny carson. dude made his money then made up his mind to enjoy his success when he retired. he just turned the page and kept going forward. i respect that.
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    I pray for a windfall of money like the pile that was dumped on this cocksucker. No more work. I could help family and friends who are in need. I could travel the country and the world with my family so they could experience the wonders. Enough money to just sit back and simply enjoy the "Wonderful World" as the late Satchmo Armstrong once sang about. This bisexual wig wearing con artist should have been made to give his ex wife every last fucking penny. Not just half. I can't wait til he dies so I can piss on his grave.



    Thank you.
     
  11. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    And Howard and Horsey keep trying to think about having a baby but nothing happens.
     
  12. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    They're still hoisting that bubba maisuh, meanwhile we have already figured out that Polish Whore Horse Cunt is his beard. And his daughters are hanging their heads in shame at their old yenta of a "FATHER". You can't write this shit, folks.
     
  13. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    Yup, that's about right...:beer:
     
  14. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    I love how he evaded all of Dave's questions about his daughters so he could spend a good 5 minutes talking about his fucking dead dog..:bounce:
     
  15. JDDaBadAhz

    JDDaBadAhz Active Member

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    I'd say it's a standing eight.

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  16. JDDaBadAhz

    JDDaBadAhz Active Member

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    But he's got alot of good people on staff. He'll turn it around.

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  17. Bababaloney

    Bababaloney Fudge Packer Banned User

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    Shit like this happens to good people too, you know?
    I'm always amazed at how much pleasure people take in the misfortunes of others who they don't know personally.
    Is Stern a nice guy? Who knows? All I care about is the show and whether or not he's entertaining. But if he isn't (like the last few years), I'm not mad, I just find something else to listen to.
     
  18. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    God bless you. Happy Anniversary by the way! :cheer:
     
  19. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    I'd be upset if it all happened to a good person. :)
     
  20. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Add that to the list: He finally went so over-the-top with Robin's birthday photoshop that even his asskissing fans on Twitter ridiculed him AND it made Perez Hilton's site.

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