Howard's spray on tan.. how much of his body does he get done?

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  1. chapped

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    Howard spray on tan looks ridiculous...

    When he gets a new coat sprayed on does he stand naked looking like a plucked turkey or does he just get his face and upper body done??

    Does he take off the wig?
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Holy wax museum batman! :wtf:
     
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    thanks now i am shopping for batman video games on amazon
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    How the fuck did that happen? :dontknow:
     
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    All the arkham games if you have not played them.
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    it just did
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Nevermind, it's the Illuminati - I saw skylarbrie's thread. :roll:
     
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    Ralph, please apply this self tanner to all the areas I can't reach -- my back, buttocks, balls and cock.

    You can't reach your balls or cock?

    Uhhh, no. And apply generously.
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    He gets the Dickie version.
     
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    Sterns tan is the one he got from laying out in Mexico with his buddies. Remember he went shirtless and showed off his six pack abs and tattoo free body
     
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    what is he like a mood fucking ring?
    that was a while back ... no way that one tan could last this long looking like that
    clearly he gets a fake tan
     
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    [video=youtube;XOSPGYqvUfQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOSPGYqvUfQ[/video]
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He only gets spray on tans because he likes the feeling of a warm liquid sprayed on his face.
     
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    Howard goofing on something he now does regularly??

    i am shocked
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Better question: How bad do you feel for the woman who has to do it?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    lol!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    not very

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    Fuck you man. I thought we were pals. How about a little warning? :eek:
     
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    im not sure of what sections are done but when howard sucks off a Guatemalan bus boy, he draws his name on their pubes with his nose.