Howard's stopped eating all birds now and only eats fish

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Magnificent Mr. Hole, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Do you think he will get mercury poisoning?
     
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    Lets hope so.
    Beth just took out a huge life insurance policy on grandpa.
     
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    He was sick of being a cannibal.
     
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    how long until the amazing one brings a fish home to rescue it?
     
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    Everything Howard says is a lie.
    This is a bag of black dildos story.

    I can't wait for all his amazing soy/tofu stories....or commercials.
    or will we hear ALL new NOBU stories $$$
     
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    I recall 947 past Stern rants about homos like Howie not eating meat!
     
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    All this Howie fat talk is a shot at the gunt...and she knows it.
     
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    He even called his belly a gunt today.
     
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    I think it's because Beth hasn't started saving fish yet...
     
  10. gilaet

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    I'm down to eating 12 cashews a day.
    The fact that Howard eats helpless fish makes me sick to my tiny stomach.
     
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    When Stern is jealous of other celebrities they are gay or broke..

    Coward Stern can't call robin fat to her face so he calls everyone else FAT right in front of her.
    And robin has a unique laugh for that.....she knows what wiggy is up to.
     
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    Beth tweeted about their amazing turkey-less Thanksgiving because they were releasing the seagull.
    That was Howie whipping up a pack of holiday black dildos.
    I bet the Sterns will be doing some other amazing fowl work soon.

    Maybe they will soon live tweet a pigeon rescue....:coffee:
     
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    Who?
    What?


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    He's becoming full Pelican.
     
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    Can't wait to hear about engagement sardines.
     
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    He ate 1 grape...:facepalm:
     
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    I knew there was a pelican joke in there somewhere. :)
     
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    Wait 'til he sees how fat and flabby he gets from depriving his body of all that protein. If you think you're exhausted now from all his bulimic rants, just wait until he wrecks his metabolism like Robin.

    Two miserable, flabby peas in a pod.
     
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    ^bish!