Howard's Taint Being Surgically Cleaned

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  1. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    While Sal might be in a different place now, at the beginning, he would have gladly licked Howard's taint clean on a daily basis.

    Bits were being created around Sal's obsession to be loved by Howard.

    I wonder what Sal thinks of the new "evolved" Stern?



     
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    Tain't no big thang!
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I absolutely HATE fake tits.

    Still, I have this undeniable attraction to J. Woww. I SO want her bent over my dining room table...
     
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    He's probably disillusioned like the rest of us. But he gets a paycheck from Howard so he will still say how great Howard is. Privately I'm sure he's not a happy camper.
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Probably true.

    I was listening to some tapes from 2011 and Sal was continuing to refer to Beth as "Howard's Hot Girlfriend".

    Very few (staff) people cling to that delusion, or the need to pump Howard's ego anymore, so maybe Sal's psyche won't let him fully detach from Stern.

    I find that strange because, of all the people on the staff, Howard has trashed Sal's outside projects more than any others and has consistently told Sal that his career begins and ends w THSS.

    Below is a clip of Sal getting reamed by Howard. Howard is brutal and almost cruel. Yet Sal stills clings to him.

     
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    Yes, Sal still clings to him because it's a paycheck.
    Nothing more, nothing less.
     
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    What's he gonna do afterwards? Go back to the boiler room stuff?
     
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    Sal is the real victim?
    He is a willing participant in the radio process.
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    GREAT new AV. Bravo.
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Let me begin by explaining that I never really understood why Sal was hired in the first place. He was bit like Eric the Midget in that he could never understand how inappropriate he was. Inappropriate is funny the first couple of times, then it gets trite and tiresome; especially in a place of business. Even when that business product is the making of "funny".

    I think Sal was kept on board because he had no internal filter. That lack of a filter caused one conflict after another with other staffers or even w guests. And let's face it, half of Howard's humor came from fights within the staff. But Sal was so blindly devoted to the "success" of the show, he would do anything; as long as it resulted in a laugh. He even dragged his wife in to air the dirty laundry of her affair outside their marriage. Sal was a happy slave on Stern's plantation.

    All of that said, I think more than any other (current) Stern Show staffer, Sal has the best chances for moving on to something decent after the show dies.

    I watched Sal's "Show From The Hall" and I thought it was best piece I'd seen come out of the house of Stern. It was a funny little show and I have no idea why it ended. His appearance on CSI? (I think) was effortless and well done. His cooking show is fun and seems to get better as it progresses. And on the cooking show, Sal is just being Sal; he's not fighting for laughs.

    I can't imagine that Richard and Sal can continue serving the show these days w phony phone calls and song parodies. Whatever they contributed in the past, can no longer work, because Howard isn't the same Howard anymore. Imagine Sal saying TODAY the things he said about Beth 7, 8 years ago. He'd be fired in a heartbeat.
     
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    Thanks to @SomerSky for my AV. :)
     
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    I have seen Sal's standup a bunch of times and he has made me laugh more than Wiggy and Artie combined.