Howard's Take on Collecting Baseball Cards

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by No Head Games, Jul 15, 2013.

  1. No Head Games

    No Head Games Well-Known Member

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    I was born in the 70's and every normal, athletic kid bought and collected baseball cards back then. Every neighborhood had a few dorks who didn't play sports who collected Star Wars figures instead and read comic books. That must have been Howard.

    Now Howard is trying to make JD out as dork because he had a normal guy hobby and followed baseball instead of Super Heros.

    Did anyone else notice that 5 minutes after goofing on JD for baseball cards Howard started talking about his new frying pan?
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Just to be clear, Howard has not held a frying pan in his life. Nor does he own a Paula Dean branded one. That was just a way to crowbar in a bad Benji monologue "joke".
     
  3. heyohhhh

    heyohhhh New Member Banned User

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    dude. jd is 30+ years old. he should not have that stuff stored under his bed in his current apt. collecting spoons? do you think JD is normal regarding anything? he's a fuckin wack job dude.
     
  4. No Head Games

    No Head Games Well-Known Member

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    JD lives in his bedroom. He can either throw his baseball card collection away or keep it under his bed. Not a lot options there for JD.
     
  5. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR 2010 OG VIP

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    Agreed - when I heard the 'n-word on the handle' joke i knew i was listening to benji's lame ass jokes.

    Jesus, what a fucking abortion.
     
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    Since Howard is now a god, anything he doesn't do is uncool.

    There's nothing wrong with collecting baseball cards or Star Wars memorabilia, but remember kids: reading comic books in bed when you're in your late 50's instead of giving your wife a child is really where it's at!
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    She's a paid beard. He is grossed out by vagina, and he like lots of cocks in his porn.
     
  8. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Poor guy's pad is likely so small that the only thing he can fit in there along with the bed and tv is a rectangle box of baseball cards
     
  9. CaptainFrank

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    We used to "flip" cards, Odd vs. even.... later found a kid who had taped identical cards together so both cards were odd/or even.

    We also would throw them at the wall,the guy closer to the wall got to keep the cards..

    This is called a normal American childhood. When you're 9, there was no bigger thrill then opening a pack and getting a Johnny Bench or Lee Mazilli card for me.
     
  10. AmishGirl

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    At least he's not Darth Nihlus .... :dontknow: