Howard's true feelings about the cats comes through for just a second

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    During the Robin's cat died discussion, at one point Howard dejectedly mutters under his breath,
    "...I've got so many cats...I can loan you one..."

    He's cracking.
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Cats are the only pussy he gets
     
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    He's a germ freak. He must be getting near a break down with all those cats in the mansion.
     
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    I heard this too.

    I honestly feel that Howie is trying to be as "healthy" as possible about it all (ie being told to act a certain way by his 12 time per week shrink), but it's gotta be making him nuts. For as much as we want to change as people, deep down some of the things we are just ARE. They aren't going away. I think he secretly has issues with Beth, is in the middle of transitioning to resentment, and absolutely hates the way she conducts herself on his dime. I would too. He made a fucking D list "superstar" out of her. Those were HER dreams, not his. Now the guy with all the cash is along for HER ride.

    He could and should put his foot down, but we've seen how that goes down at work with characters like Sal, Benjy, and everyone else that has walked over him like the fucking streets of New York City.

    Grow a pair Howie. Just like your radio persona in the old days. You can do it you old fuck! DO IT!
     
  5. Beffquus

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    This coupled with the constant "I love a woman who's an earner" comments are shots across the bow of the USS Beefus.
     
  6. BethOsItchyHem

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    The cats keep Beth locked up in a room, and away from Howard, so they are a necessary evil.
     
  7. PuffyArizonaCheeseFart

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    Is it really a shot if she's not listening to hear it? Even if she does hear it, do you think she gives a fuck? She could just come back with "Yeah, it would be nice if I was an earner, and it would be swell if you didn't look like a gargoyle, grandma. I'm going shopping".

    Howard made his bed, stupidly married this idiot, and allowed The Kittening to happen on his watch. I hope she brings another 100 cats into the Hamptons mansion, and fills up the Florida mansion with 'em, too.
     
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    :backlol2:
     
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    i honestly think howard does not deal with any of this pet shit other than doing some various photo ops with animals. i think he truly loved bianca.. but i doubt he loves all this cat shit. i love cats and have had em all my life.. but they can be annoying as fuck... they get hair everywhere....ect... i am sure the cats have their own wing/housing unit on the stern grounds.
     
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    Beth is blatantly dropping children hints, even as old as she is, at every waking moment: Treating and constantly referring to the cats as kids. The question is: Would she adopt at this point? Have they talked about it?
     
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    That would be the final coup de grace if they adopted a couple reggies from deepest, darkest africa. Wig would be suicidal. :jj:
     
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    You can also tell Howard's true feelings from his past statements. When Gary would mention that his dog and cats sometimes sleep in the bed with him, Howard would freak out and say that pets should never be allowed on the furniture and that's how Bianca was trained. He also made it clear when Beth was in the studio that he didn't want even ONE cat.
     
  13. Jayla

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    This. I'm sorry, but having a box of poo in your house is revolting. Yeah, yeah...." I clean it every time they go!" Still. Vomit. Just one reason puddins aren't for me.
     
  14. Rupert Pupkin

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    One of my colleagues, an attractive single woman in her 20's has two cats. When we were talking during a company event, she indicated that if she has any more, then she will officially be a crazy cat lady.

    I said that I was unsure that there was a bright line test for CCL status. :roll:
     
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    It's all a clever ploy of Beth's to keep the animal-phobic in-laws away. Before Howard's divorce, Rae & Ben would bitch & kvetch about the Stern family's one cat! Beth detests the pair of them & will employ any device that'll minimize contact
     
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    The germ phone thing is a bit. He just doesn't like anyone not in his income bracket, unless you are a whack packer where you can provide him with filler for a small fee.
     
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    Where do I fax in the paperwork to officially request you cease and desist using the term "puddin"?
     
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    genius.
     
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    no i think he would not because it would shore up his liberal/PC creds and help him up another rung on the hollywood douche ladder.
     
  20. Jayla

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