Stern Show Howard's Vacation - Stays in NY

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  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    So you spend $60 million on a FL home and take 2 weeks of vacation in NY during winter - what do you do?

    According to Howard he stayed in cold NY as opposed to warm FL. Truly wacko.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    WHAT A GREAT THREAD IDEA! I'M SURE OTHERS WILL STEAL
     
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    Thats because hes an ASSHOLE and karma is waiting for his ass to board a plane. At this point, him becoming a lawn dart is his only way to be remembered fondly.
     
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    Does not understand, know of, or wanting to have any fun in life. Loves to be miserable
     
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    One thing is for sure, Beefus wasn't with him at all during the 2 week vay-cay. After all, her "primary residence" is the Hamptons. :grad:
     
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    It's simple mathematics:

    # of red carpets in NYC > # of red carpets in Florida
     
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    ... and he still put a show of SHIT on today despite staying in NYC, finger fucking the cat ladies kittens and reading the NYT. Yea hard work. Mr.Vacation.
     
  10. MutteringJohn

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    Beth took so many kittens in over the vacation there was no way they were traveling. They are now prisoners of their own doing.
     
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    Maybe Rae or Ben are knocking on death's door and the wig couldn't go too far away?
     
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    maybe he had some stuff to do in the area
    maybe he just felt like sitting in his ny place and doing sweet fuck all

    doing sweet fuck all is pretty sweet
     
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    I'm guessing he had cosmetic work done during the 19-day vacation. He was getting more dental work done leading up to the break (we haven't seen a photo of him since; he went a week without a celebrity guest before his time off), and probably made some moves on that face and hair of his as well.
     
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    ...bethfanpage said wiggy went out to l.a. i dont know if it was satire or not.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Too lazy to board a private plane and fly to his $52M palace. It was probably colder than normal in Palm Beach.
     
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    I guess all mansions look alike to him.
     
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    I didnt listen today did he say how many times he jerked off on vacation ?
     
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    Can you imagine the amount of money he has to spend just to upkeep these three properties he owns? He must have a small staff at these properties at all times. Security, Cleaning personal, Cooks, Gardeners and maintenance people.
     
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    You forgot the fluffers. Ooooo-gahhhhh :gay:
     
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    This was my thought..... Usually only a one week Feb vacation...... No Knicks games, no Cabo, not spotted about town.

    Maybe some lipo and maybe some skin tightening around the head and neck.
     
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