Howard's World Is Falling Apart

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    His long overdue karma is catching up with him:

    His lawsuit was dismissed, causing him to be portrayed as greedy and litigious.

    Robin has health issues which make the show more challenging to Howard and puts her future participation in question.

    AGT has been a huge failure, instead of launching him into the mainstream it has put him on a network black list.

    His wife is partying night after night with a younger crowd while he beats off to YouPorn at home.

    Bianca died.

    Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    His kids cant stand him.

    Its only a matter of time before Beth leaves him.
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    But I'm sure his internal radio ratings are through the....
     
  4. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    You are being deliciously evil. Go on...
     
  5. FCCstandards

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    The year is only half over, what's next for his bad Karma trip?
     
  6. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    ........basement.
     
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    Howard has evolved.

    What do you do for a living?
     
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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  9. Sternac

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    He has dentures.

    His wig days are almost over (how long can a 60-year old pull off a thick black wig?)

    His face has morphed into his mother. He looks more like Rae Stern than private parts poster Howard Stern.
     
  10. tv910

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    SiriusXM is disrespecting him and not treating him like a "partner".

    His budget has been cut.
     
  11. Big Lar

    Big Lar VIP Extreme Gold

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    I have a honest question...

    When does everyone stop being pissed at Howard and stop taking joy in his troubles and starts being appreciative of the 20+ years of good radio he gave us?

    I'm not judging anyone, I'm just curious.
     
  12. DogStar69

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    karma is a bitch and long overdue.
     
  13. PI Nate

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    not soon enough to suit me...
     
  14. Peau de Soie

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    Who the hell says we're not appreciative?? We love the good radio of the past. Does "appreciative" include continuing to patronize the humorless drone radio and ridiculous talent game show he now puts out?
     
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    You're too late. I was already appreciative of the 20+ years of good radio. Now I am pissed about the last 5 years of shitty radio. And unless it miraculously improves, I imagine I will remain pissed.
     
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    Good point. I guess I just look at Howard like Michael Jordan at the end of his basketball career. It's hard to get on him for not being as good as he was in his prime. The guy is old and tired.

    Edit to add: And because of the way I look at him now, it's hard to take joy in his dog dying, AGT trouble, failing looks, and having a possible gold digger for a wife. I guess I just don't get the venom some people spew on here towards someone that made me laugh for years.
     
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  18. Trophy Knife

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    His parents are healthy, and I hope they stay that way (not for Howard's sake but theirs). They're in their eighties though, and Ben is pushing 90. He'll probably lose one in a year or two, and I hope that they, like Bianca, do it when he's not on vacation.
     
  19. HORSETOOTHED

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    Hate to say it, but his parents.
     
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