Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Jan 24, 2013.
He's pretending like he works out again "every day".
50: It's never gonna happen.
I maintain my six-pack by fucking my girlfriend about 6 nights a week. Howard can not do that.
Howard does way too much cardio, doesn't eat enough protein, doesn't weight train (to build muscle) and he eats like a god damned size zero teenaged girl.
But please Howard, keep asking people how you can get a six pack.
Skip the therapy sessions and do some fucking crunches. And eat enough calories so that you can actually develop and maintain some muscle mass.
What part of "It's never gonna fuckin' happen" doesnt Howard get?
We all know that, despite what he whines to 50 Cent about, all of Howard's time is spent in intensive show content meetings.
Why bother with a six-pack? I've got the whole beer barrel.
He gets protein from Ralph.
I thought Howard had a personal trainer?
Howard has a shrink too. They are both doing a great job.
Become 40 years younger.
Howard has womanly birthing hips.
He's a delusional old fool to want a 6 pack at his age,
His face looks like it was smashed with a 6 pack of beer.
The "birthing" part
Howard is a mess.
should work on a bicep first
his arms look like wet noodles
Maybe HE could have the baby instead of Beff.