Howchie: Nuts make you fat.

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    He said that's why he has "tits and a belly" from cashews and pistachios. For some reason, Beth thinks he loves nuts. :|
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm supposed to believe Beth is going to the grocery store herself and buying nuts? As if...
    Tell your servants what to buy fatty!
     
  3. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Ever had a nutter butter cookie mmmmmm
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    fucking old queen and his body image issues.

    :gayflag:
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Howard just can't keep nuts out of his mouth....
     
  6. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Beth buying food... That's a load of shit. Going out to buy anything other than shoes and outfits is beneath her.
     
  7. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Handful of grapes
     
  8. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    lol I thought birds like seeds??
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ^ they do indeed. I know.
     
  10. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Maybe he could eat the fromunda cheese instead?
     
  11. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Losing his nuts has made Stern boring.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    someone ought to tell him he should forget about his "belly" and worry about his face which looks sickly and gaunt. i can't believe there is no one in his life who will be honest with him!
     
  13. Chuck Kongo

    Chuck Kongo Well-Known Member

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    Howard saying Beth goes and gets him nuts is what is known as rich people speak.

    What it really means is....Beth screaming at the top of her lungs at a poor, traumatized Guatemalan lady that "The old fag is out of nuts again!".

    You know, it's how somebody who has a bowling alley in their house that they don't want people to know about talks....
     
  14. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Holy shit! :rofl:
     
  15. Martina

    Martina New Member

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    Howard looks like a woman on estrogen. Gotta kill those prostate cancer cells, Howie, and its all the liquor, shrimp and pasta that is making him fat. He needs the gummy bear and vodka diet his wife is on, plus all the valium and painkillers from all her plastic surgery, which keeps her from eating.
     
  16. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    All nuts are fattening. They are healthy but if you have a tendency to put on weight nuts are like ingesting a vat of fat when you eat them.
     
  17. Martina

    Martina New Member

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    I saw a show on PBS about a heart surgeon who only nibbled on fruits and nuts all day, he was rail thin, and said we need to stop the big meals and snack on small portions of healthy foods all day. Its the baked goods, fried foods, that make people fat, not a handful of nuts, if that's all you are eating.

    Howard seems to try and do this but we know he has health problems and gender assignment problems. His face looks devoid of hair, like he doesn't need to shave anymore.
     
  18. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    It's not about the fucking nuts. It's about not burning any calories. He could eat all the nuts he wanted (within reason) as long as he was workin out. He'd NEED the protein if he was actually pushing himself at all.
     
  19. Martina

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    Oh, it's about the nuts. [kidding] Your post is dead on correct.
     
  20. Isobel

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    So? Howard needs to read this:


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/02/extra-weight-longevity-_n_2396933.html

    Also a little extra weight takes years off your face once you reach a certain age. That too skinny look is horrible for someone over 50.