Howchie: Steamed salmon w/ just 2 teaspoons of sauce.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Steamed fish with steamed broccoli. Sauce on side, just a drop. That's all you need. That's living. :c
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;Zgu7djuloZs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgu7djuloZs[/video]
     
  3. Lou Skunt

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    Almonds and AYDS, that's all you need. :dontknow:

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  4. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    I like salmon, broccoli and almonds.....but I also like cheeseburgers, beer and ice cream. :dontknow:
     
  5. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Yea me too, and I also like to lick my woman's vajayjay. Howard has some serious issues. :D
     
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    What's the point of having all that money if you can't live decently? He's 60 years old and he obviously has good longevity genes. He could be here another 25 years, maybe more. What's he torturing himself for?
     
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    He also only swallows a portion of Ralph's jizz.
     
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    "a beautiful cauliflower salad"
     
  9. Morrisb

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    He gives everything up but fish. :giggle:

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    He's a fuckin' retard with a fat bank account
     
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    with a side of beer can thick cock on the side. Beth penetrates this man anally, without question.
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    A retard would spend the money and enjoy himself.
    Howard is mentally ill.
     
  14. HorsetoothBeth

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    I think Ralph's jizz is what he gorges himself on. That is why he can only eat a portion of real food. Ralph's cum is very fattening.
     
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    In his defense it takes an extraordinary amount of self discipline to do this. I give him a lot of credit- wish i did. If you feel like you are denying yourself every minute of everyday, then no point in living however. He must want to live forever now that he has the money to do so. Sadly it's a bit like the picture of Dorian Grey.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Fucking asshole.. 'I fucking love it'. He needs a slap
     
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    the painting in howard's attic must have one handsome motherfucker on it.
     
  19. Phantom Lord

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    Good point. I couldn't imagine being a billionaire and not having a great variety of food. New York has some of the best restaurants in the world and Howard limits himself to salmon, sushi, and vegatables.

    However, I will disagree on one thing. Howard doesn't eat like this for the long term health benefits. It is all about his looks and staying super thin. He seems to think 185lb Howard Stern is infinitely better looking than a 195lb one. That is why he eats like a 20 year-old anorexic female runway model.

    I love how the other day he was talking to Benji about losing weight and how he eats the same thing for lunch everyday, an egg white wrap. And that he takes apart a lot of the wrap because of the carbs. What 60 year old man thinks like this?
     
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    Beth has him thinking like a 13 year old girl.

    They're both extremely fucked in the head.

    Then again, if she's doing it to get back at him for pressuring her to stay thin, bravo!