Howie and Beth Marriage downhill

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  1. Gadmus126

    Gadmus126 Well-Known Member

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    So Beth stays all week in the Hamptons alone with kittens and Howie stays in the NY penthouse wacking off too babysitter porn. Sound like the marriage is going down hill.

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    Thankfully Beth has all her instagram fans to keep her company. What a fulfilling life! :giggle:
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Don't forget that she's got Nacho too...
     
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    Needs more BLIND Bella who is blind.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I didn't think I was, but I'm actually becoming a #forkittenhater...
    The kittens really are all starting to look the same.....
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    I doubt they ever fucked
     
  7. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    when is the dummy going to figure out how to use hashtags?
     
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    Happy wife, happy life. No Howard all week!
     
  9. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    I never have used a hashtag:( not too sure what it does:oops:
     
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    Pearl in position
    # my lap

    What does that even mean?
    She has a gray pussy??
    Where are her boobs ?
     
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    guruhugz Well-Known Member

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    beth has an icky vagina and wiggy dreams of 9 inch cock all day
     
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    They're down from (contractually) fucking twice a month to Zero point Zero now.

    By "fucking", I mean he lays on his back and inserts it into her *post-op hatchet wound* as she winces and a teardrop wells up.
     
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    Who cannot see...:coffee:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    This arrangement is no different than him locking himself in the basement during the Allison years.
     
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    Poor Beth.All that $$$ and the highlights of her year are a cat book and Joan's funeral.Oh,and the same ol' Hamptons parties she probably has to drag Howard to.No trips around the world.Just getting drunk in that boring mansion playing with cats all day.
     
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    not a beth fan but to be honest she is still young and fairly attractive. I would divorce howard, take whatever is in the pre-nup and move on with the second half of my life. being married to someone you have nothing in common with and who you seem not to want to be with is no life.
     
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    Don't forget, that book FOR SURE will be coming with a Yoda stuffed animal, so she is probably extremely busy with toy manufacturers, publishers, creative directors, speaking to Spielberg's people, trying to convince them that all the money is for her Beth's furry kitty cat cancer research center and rattan chair outlet.......... her day just NEVER ENDS!!!!
     
  18. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    The bloody awfoe mooooose was just shitting rainbows in the beginning...when money and luxury items were brand new. It was getting recognition, good or bad peopoe were paying attention to moooose..Sure it had to fuck Howard stern...but it didn't care. It was going to be famous..A modoe, an aktriss.

    Years later and 2 dozen surgeries later...mooose is not famous, a modoe or an aktriss...It's just a fat loser married to puke worthy Howard.
    The giggles and comments are starting to get to it..It has no friends b/c of the charade it does to keep Howard...Rich peopoe want nothing to do with
    them..Moooose has made a fool of itself too many times publicly and is snubbed..It's starting to figure out what everyone really thinks of it.. lolo.jpg

    They have probably been at odds for a while...wig hates animals..and he lives in a house full of cats...Not likely.

    Moooose would never let us know things aren't well at home and haven't been...

    lol

    f-mutt
     
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    Howard's at home with Cuckold porn. Way more cuckold mentions than baby sitter porn. Although it sounds like he has prostate problems and can't get it up. Who gives up mid way through a jerk off session because they went soft? An old man, I guess.
     
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  20. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    This has been going on for a couple of years. She stated in an interview that her residence is in the Hampton's and she only go to NYC when necessary and returns the same day. That was obvious when she got stuck in traffic on her last show appearance and when she was back in the Hampton's photographing kittens and wine the evening of Joan Rivers funeral while the Wig was in NYC "prepping" for the show.