So Beth stays all week in the Hamptons alone with kittens and Howie stays in the NY penthouse wacking off too babysitter porn. Sound like the marriage is going down hill.
I didn't think I was, but I'm actually becoming a #forkittenhater... The kittens really are all starting to look the same.....
They're down from (contractually) fucking twice a month to Zero point Zero now. By "fucking", I mean he lays on his back and inserts it into her *post-op hatchet wound* as she winces and a teardrop wells up.
Poor Beth.All that $$$ and the highlights of her year are a cat book and Joan's funeral.Oh,and the same ol' Hamptons parties she probably has to drag Howard to.No trips around the world.Just getting drunk in that boring mansion playing with cats all day.
not a beth fan but to be honest she is still young and fairly attractive. I would divorce howard, take whatever is in the pre-nup and move on with the second half of my life. being married to someone you have nothing in common with and who you seem not to want to be with is no life.
Don't forget, that book FOR SURE will be coming with a Yoda stuffed animal, so she is probably extremely busy with toy manufacturers, publishers, creative directors, speaking to Spielberg's people, trying to convince them that all the money is for her Beth's furry kitty cat cancer research center and rattan chair outlet.......... her day just NEVER ENDS!!!!
The bloody awfoe mooooose was just shitting rainbows in the beginning...when money and luxury items were brand new. It was getting recognition, good or bad peopoe were paying attention to moooose..Sure it had to fuck Howard stern...but it didn't care. It was going to be famous..A modoe, an aktriss. Years later and 2 dozen surgeries later...mooose is not famous, a modoe or an aktriss...It's just a fat loser married to puke worthy Howard. The giggles and comments are starting to get to it..It has no friends b/c of the charade it does to keep Howard...Rich peopoe want nothing to do with them..Moooose has made a fool of itself too many times publicly and is snubbed..It's starting to figure out what everyone really thinks of it.. They have probably been at odds for a while...wig hates animals..and he lives in a house full of cats...Not likely. Moooose would never let us know things aren't well at home and haven't been... lol f-mutt
Howard's at home with Cuckold porn. Way more cuckold mentions than baby sitter porn. Although it sounds like he has prostate problems and can't get it up. Who gives up mid way through a jerk off session because they went soft? An old man, I guess.
This has been going on for a couple of years. She stated in an interview that her residence is in the Hampton's and she only go to NYC when necessary and returns the same day. That was obvious when she got stuck in traffic on her last show appearance and when she was back in the Hampton's photographing kittens and wine the evening of Joan Rivers funeral while the Wig was in NYC "prepping" for the show.