Howie and the limos

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  1. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

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    I never really understood. But does the kings of everything actually get driven around in a limo everywhere he goes ?

    When I use to listen in back in the day early 2000s and heard of Ronnie being called the limo driver, I figured it was a longer version of a regular car, cadillac has the escalade esv, mercedes has the s600, and so on, just not an actual limo. However howie constantly calls his ride the limo, all the pics i've seen of him he's stepping out of long ass limo and who could forget the S.S mund.

    All the money and fame in the world I would be embarrassed if I was getting driven around in a large party limo.
     
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  2. propagandhi

    propagandhi Well-Known Member

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    I guess I'm younger than Howard but I'd love getting driven around. Yet again I drink a lot
     
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    Winston Leg-Thigh Well-Known Member

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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Howard's not that picky.

    He's good with pretty much any limo, so long as it has a functioning pet cock.



    Now I don't know with a hundred percent certainty what a pet cock is, but I've always just assumed it's another one of his nicknames for Ralph. :dontknow:
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beth also has a driver

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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine VIP

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    Getting driven around is one thing. But in a limo? Everywhere? Lol
     
  7. propagandhi

    propagandhi Well-Known Member

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    True. And I know Howard is different than the normal guy, but driving in NYC sucks for me

    And on a side note, you see all these athletes getting a dui. That's horrible
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    [​IMG]

    And the infamous petcock :snicker:

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  9. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    At this time of year in NYC, in can be 80 degrees in the daylight hours and 50 at night. Who has time to stop and turn the pet cock to switch from a/c to heat especially when you have a skinny old jew and his live conveyance freezing in the back seat?
     
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    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

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    last time I was in a limo was about 5yrs ago in vegas for a wedding. A group of a us went to the shooting range so instead of getting cabs we got a limo. It was nice but man after 10 mins that shit got old.
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    He drives a Jeep Wrangler.
     
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    If I had Wiggy's money I'd have someone carrying me to/from the limo everywhere I went. :c
     
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    Ronnie is a moron. All they needed to install was a vacuum or electrically controlled valve that shuts off the hot water to the heater core when the system is set to max A/C. It's been standard on auto A/C systems for the last 50+ years.
     
  15. HypocriteHowie

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    Next thing you'll tell us is that Ronnie doesn't need this added feature he is so proud of.

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    I think Beth said she hasn't driven in years. With all the wine she drinks, that may be a good thing.
     
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    oh,

    i thought this was the name of one of those 1950s rock bands
     
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    For Howard and Beth, it must feel like they are on their way to the prom every day - I'll bet Beth loves that! :artiejj:
     
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    In Howards defense is height might justify it. Even an Escalade or Town Car wouldn't have much leg room for a guy as tall as he is
     
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    She's got four legs that can take her where she wants to go.