Howie Mandel- "America's Judge"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beer Chugger, Sep 19, 2013.

  1. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Since Howie Mandel's two favorites on AGT:

    The gook dancer [​IMG]


    and the faeg comic [​IMG]

    finished #1 and #2 on AGT, I thought a tweet to Howie Mandel might be in order.


    [​IMG]@BeerChugger777


    @howiemandel Your two favorites finish #1 and #2. You are clearly "America's Judge", not @howardstern. #agt #dawgsaloon
     
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    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    Retweeted lol
     
  3. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    That Jap isn't a "gook." He's either a "nip" or a "Jap." Even "slope" works.

    But "gooks" are the people of the areas of Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, etc. That area. Those are the "gooks."

    It's like "chinks." Not all these Oriental types (fuck the term "Asian"; Russians are Asian, you know - it's not racially descriptive at all) are "chinks." Only Chinese can be "chinks."

    But all "chinks" are "slopes."

    I think.

    I really need to brush up on my racial epithets.
     
  4. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Thank you for the clarification. I always learn things here on Dawgs.

    Should I have used homo-American for the little unfunny cock guzzler that came in 2nd?
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    I'm hardly an expert. But homo-American seems alright though a bit PC.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Thanks. I'll stick with faegola.
     
  7. John Walker

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    My girlfriend's Vietnamese and she's been called a "chink" a number of times over the years. We live in South Carolina, after all. It hurts her a lot.........because she said the proper term is "Gook" or, if you want to be a little political, "VC". Can't we get our Asian/Oriental racial stuff correct? Gracious!
     
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    Howard is the Judge Everyone Agrees with... Well, except when they don't.
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Wouldn't "Charlene" be the proper nomenclature?!?

    What names do you call her during sexuals?

    #ricepattypussy
     
  11. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    [video=youtube_share;12tce-THLUE]http://youtu.be/12tce-THLUE[/video]
     
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    My brother was substitute-teaching one day, and a youngster called him the 'n-word." My brother is Caucasian....we both joked
    about how our education system must be failing our children when they can't even call someone the correct racial slur!
     
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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Yeah, but was your brother acting like an n-word?

    #giveRodneyachance