HoWIG Stern...."Give me 50k marbles to prove my hair isn't fake!"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Chuck Kongo, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Chuck Kongo

    Chuck Kongo Well-Known Member

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    Still listening to old shows...2002 is a banner year for wig allegations. About once a week or two a caller takes a shot at Howard's hair or he whines and cries about someone doing it somewhere else.


    And he ALWAYS wants money, ridiculous amounts, from the accuser to "prove" his hair isn't fake. What a bald fucking douche.


    This time it's a guy from "The Hair Loss Show" and Baldy wants a 50,000 marbles bet (you know instead of just going on his E Show anytime he wants and pulling his hair back and letting the entire world see if it's a real hairline or a system) to shut everyone up about his faux-hair.


    Chrome Dome is also so pissy in this interview that his mean spirited (and self-loathing) gay bashing comes out of the closet and we also learn that these Hair Loss guys were also "gagged" from talking about "The Emperor's New Hair" on their own show. Just one of the many people Cue Ball has had gagged over the years.

    [video=youtube;NMQRHknSZAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMQRHknSZAo&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    You should have about 100+ of those yourself, Spock-eared boy.
     
  4. HorsetoothBeth

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    Be nice. He was a poor man back then, fighting for the common man. :facepalm:
     
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    MAN that was dumb
     
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    Dhriza gets the weakest troll of the day award.
     
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    Its smaller cause its less prestigious
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    The guy actually accepted little orphan annie's $50,000 wager, and grandpa summer scarf put the kibosh on the whole thing behind the scenes.. what more proof do you need of wiggy liar's "hair system"

    [video=youtube;XReG9jXaB5w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XReG9jXaB5w[/video]
     
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  12. Dlist

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    Marv Alpert (Albert whatever) said the same thing on Letterman...
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  13. Dick Gozinya

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    Is this Beth?

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  14. shockingmary

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    Video or it didn't happen
     
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    Huh?
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  16. Dick Gozinya

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    :jj:

    Not sure if his av is a high school pic of Beth or not. :dontknow:
     
  17. Dlist

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    No, here she is
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