Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Dec 27, 2012.
Over the years. He can't afford any new clothes.
did it ever occur to you that those are his "lucky shorts"?
For what, getting blown by the pool boy?
I was just going to say that.
luck has nothing to do with that ooogah
Since this is a man who only had one "outfit" for the entire season of AGT
it doesnt surprise me much that he only has one pair of trunks.
his hair is darker than her sunglasses
It's hard to find an outfit that fits his figure....his pear shaped figure
And what a dumbfuck.....he takes his daughter/wife to a place that allows kids?! Never heard of adults only!? one or two of his daughters might be with him?
Howard's waiting for John Varvatos to give him some free ones.
Come you guys have a heart, poor Howard is suffering from OCD.... Obsessive Cheapskate Disorder
It's hard to find shorts to fit over these
It's called being a Jew . . .
Guilty. I get very attached to my clothes and hate retiring them or tossing them out. Personally, I don't get the whole idea of replacing perfectly good clothes every season or every few seasons. It's not like they start falling apart after a year or something...and that even goes for shit I got at Target in the first place. In my opinion, it's buying Varvados shit and his wife's vapid obsession with designer handbags and shoes that makes them such douchebags, not hanging on to a favorite pair of shorts for years.
Maybe he likes them and had Ralph buy multiple pairs. He does the same thing with shoes.
He wears them to hide his tiny penis. Of which he mentions all the time cause it's so shocking to say that he has a tiny penis in todays internet society with pictures of cocks the size of forearms and vaginas that can fit a football inside.
ralph told him them trunks make his pecker look big howard said buy all they have it will be my new look or see if they want to trade some for plugs