How's Yer Lawn?

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    2 weeks ago I tore apart the carb on my tractor and sharpened the blades on the mower deck. Got front lawn, back yard and side did in an hour. Top speed, I don't worry about neat, I worry about done.

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    Backyard

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    Horse Pasture (RIP Horse) gonna get did after work one day this week after partaking in the 420. It is all buttercups, daisies and clover.

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    For fun, here are some pics from behind the pasture. I also try to only mow this when I am stoned.

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    My lawn? Better than Lemmy's. :thumbup2:
     
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    :cool: How many acres?
     
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    You're a strange dude.
     
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    Nice ford you got there.
     
  6. wife is a whore

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  7. wife is a whore

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    Why, because I enjoy mowing the lawn? Getting the lawn done in record time is like beating an ETA on a long car ride, happy ego stroke.
     
  8. Mack

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    I dig the property layout. It's nice and open in the middle with trees on the edges for privacy and such.
     
  9. DarkFriday

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    Illegal messicans are born ta mow...:mow:
     
  10. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    really busy last summer and my lawn developed a nasty oxalis an spurge problem.. battled it all spring through repeated spot treatment and pre-emergent and now we're back in the zone

    cutting the grass and a healthy lawn are one of life's simple pleasures .. fuckin forest gump over here
     
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    Droppingloads U pussy :coffee:
     
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    Nice! :lo5:
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    He's been thumbing me all day! :chair:
     
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    Thumbs up! :thumbup2:
     
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    I pay Scotts to fertilize mine and then complain that the grass grows too quickly :facepalm:
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    all day? nigga please.
     
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    Droppingloads stop it! :pissed:
     
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    lawns are unnatural
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    Thanks. 9N. 1942 I think. Kind of a loaner till I buy it from a friend. Dude got on a tractor buying kick and ran out of room to store em.