WTF How's your sex life

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Mines none existing at the moment :(
     
  2. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    There's someone out there for everyone.:grad:
     
  3. rogmar

    rogmar Well-Known Member

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    It's going okay thanks,i'm single and go to bars every week to find drunk bitches who are down to fuck on the same night...;)...i know...classy.
    Thanks for asking.
     
  4. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Not too bad actually. My hand has been putting out pretty regularly.
     
  5. rahboni

    rahboni Well-Known Member

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    3-4 times a week....my gf wants more..
    :facepalm:
     
  6. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Thank god every one has a right hand. For an orgie use both hands
     
  7. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Almost 72, I'm fat ugly old and disgusting.
    ZERO sex life.
     
  8. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Make sure you keep that baby moisturized
     
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  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Duluth Trading Buck Naked Underwear is supposed to help with that condition.
     
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  10. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Lol if that's your reaction you are in trouble
     
  11. hugh jasol

    hugh jasol white trash on dope Gold

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    My sex life is comparable to Terry Bollea's cock size - highly embellished, greatly exaggerated and ultimately, coming up short.
     
  12. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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  13. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    image.jpeg
     
  14. playitagainfred

    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    move to florida is my suggestion. plenty of nutty horny broads down there it seems
     
  15. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I'm married...... so it's terrible
     
  16. deadbeat

    deadbeat Well-Known Member

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  17. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I woke up at 3am and proceeded to blow chunky ropes all over my bellybutton life is good.
     
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    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    I'm dropping loads...
     
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  19. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    my professional life's at a noine...
     
  20. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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