HSS Quote of the day: " Madonna is old and desperate ..."

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    " Madonna is old and desperate for attention"

    and the very next words out of Howard's mouth were

    " As you know Robin I am a judge on Americas Got Talent "

    this concluded the HSS quote of the day


    thank you
     
  2. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    That's my favorite part of the show these days.
    When Howard makes a statement and contradicts it in his next breath
     
  3. mrd160

    mrd160 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fixed
     
  4. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    "Soda is poison that will kill you...and now, a word about SodaStream...I love it..."
     
  5. Elisa Jane

    Elisa Jane Well-Known Member

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    Howard also said that Madonna's "titties" were like bean bags with giant nipples. I guess that's because Madonna doesn't have breast implants like Beth.
     
  6. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She needs to go the way of Brigit B. Take care of animals, fade into the woodwork Much like Beth.
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  7. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    :bigcry:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    :facepalm: The horrors of aging extremely bad..
     
  9. christ cracker

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  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Her fun bags use to be so nice
     
  11. chadp1234

    chadp1234 New Member

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    if madonner showed her nip on AGT, would she be put through to vaygesh?
     
  12. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    ill speak for america and say nooooooooooooo
     
  13. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    If she did it on AGT Howard would spend four hours talking about how amazing she is
     
  14. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    fixed
     
  15. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    I remember a few months ago he goofed on Benjy for Elisa Jordana. Then went so what I have a double standard. :eek:

    like what he did for Gaga. That's still embarrassing. :facepalm:
     
  16. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Remember when her sister stopped by the show that one time....errrr, never mind.

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  17. Jack DeVaney

    Jack DeVaney New Member Banned User

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    OMG- are those really his teeth? I can understand why Howard goofed on him if those were the originals.
     
  18. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    I've seen homelessmen with better teeth. :jj: :D
     
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    gary's parents...Hey honey can you get me a can opener? Yes dear... Hey gary can u come here?
     
  20. schnauzer

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    He paid for those?!?!?!