HSS Vacation Fun! Tell us a harsh truth about yourself....

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  1. SomerSky

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    I stole this from Reddit, but I thought it was a good conversation starter...
    OKAY my harsh truths about myself, if I look too closely...
    I probably drink too much.....
    I'm one of the most selfish people I know.....

    Howard related because fuck it, and I'm tired of news stories.....:)
     
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    I'm a workaholic....If it ain't about makin' money, it's a waste of time
     
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    Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination
     
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    Shut up Francis!!!
     
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    I generally sense people's motivations and read minds fairly accurately. Not always right but even when I am it's frustrating to others.

    That and too much charm. It's a burden :D
     
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    Fuck....Whats to tell......I do drink, But I handle it well.....In a sense I'm just looking for a good time while I wait for death's embrace,
    Not really caring what happens to the world or people around me as long as me and the ones I love are cool and groovin'.....
    I'm disgusted with the following.....Feminist's, Liberals, Neo-cons, Hipsters, Save the planet types and generally any douchbag that wants
    to try to tell me how to live and hamstring a good way of life.....The asswipes that drive Subaru's and have that bullshit "Coexist" Stickers
    that are spelled out with the various religious symbols and have the 13.1 and 26.2 "Look how far I can run" Ovals....No one give s a fuck
    Just go away and raise your your "Everybody gets a trophy" Princes and Princesses.....I raised mine on the "The world doesn't owe you a fucking thing"
    And you have to work for what you want.....And she'll eat yours alive because of it.......That's it....Working slob thats just trolling his way through life,
    Happy with his lot..................Thank you!!!!!
     
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    Oh, I forgot to mention.....I absolutely LOVE the feel of a wet....warm...and soft set of lady parts wrapped around my Kawk.......Oh yeah!!!!
     
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    I have an 11 inch penis............... around.
     
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    This could go into the ''I share too much" harsh truth about yourself. :rolleyes:


    One of my harsh truths could be that I am full of harsh truths.
    I often say them at unwelcome moments. :oops:
     
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    Who'd you steal it from?
     
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    Women don't fell the same, In reverse?
     
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    Stiffler
     
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    I'm perfect..... except I occasionally lie.
     
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    Well, Be careful with it.........
     
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    o_O
    If I'm understanding you correctly here...um, sure we do.
    But instead of a 'harsh truth', I see that as more of a standard unspoken truth.
     
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    I'm an idiot...i'm a fucking idiot
     
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