Huge pussy bails on GF at ballpark

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    The baseball season is only a few days old, and we already have ourselves a classic fan moment.
    At the Cardinals-Diamondbacks game last night, a home run ball smacked a fan in center field right in the face, as her not-so-heroic boyfriend bailed out.
    This champ stood his ground until he realized that the little white ball was heading straight for his table and decided he had better scoot out of harm’s way, shuffling away just in time to catch a nice glimpse of his female companion taking the home run ball right in the face.
    The dork then tried to help out when he realized he had just completely failed the Boyfriend 101 test of not bolting out of the way when a fast moving object is rocketing towards your girlfriend’s head.
    “Nice going, boyfriend,†called the play-by-play man.
    Nice going, indeed.


    [video=youtube;Kk9HLg5P4mk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Kk9HLg5P4mk[/video]


     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Fuck her. She looks fat anyways. :jj:
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Maybe it was his sister, in which case I'd do the same thing.

    Except I'd prolly point and laugh after.
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    :jj:

    or he had just told her to get lost
     
  6. Diogenes1

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    good on him
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    so that's where Chriza and Mrs. Chriza were last night.
     
  8. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    She's good at taking balls to the face; he should stay with her.
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :hhh:
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    You should be a baseball announcer. :jj:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    dirty sanchez is on deck
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I did something like this duriing Elk mating season in Estes Park, Colo.

    The thing to do is to watch these giant elks act all crazy to try to impress the females so they can fuck them. Crowds assemble to watch.

    Me and this girl were in such a crowd and this huge elk comes careening toward the crowd and of course I bolt like a combination of Jet Li backflipping his way out of a ninja attack and Barry Sanders eluding a linebacker in the open field. I was fucking gone.

    So I glance back...

    And my girl's moving all slow, getting her purse together and shit as this two-ton beast is bearing down but turns and tots away at the last second. She starts crying all "why didn't you carry me. You were only thinking about yourself... boo hoo..."

    If I'd have been going on her time, we both probably would have died. She's nuts. Get some running shoes, babe.
     
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  14. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    If you're at the game, you have one, singular responsibility: keep your eye on the fucking ball; not your drink, not your date, not your hot dogs... :facepalm:

    Oh, and when the ball is coming your way? Don't use your face to stop it.
     
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    Today's Alpha Male :coffee:
     
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    dammit brules, you gotta get outta my head :mad:
     
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    You cant help stupid ...If she doesn't have enough sense to get out of the way of a ball that you can clearly see coming in, she's on her own ..
     
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    Darwin in action, that's all.....
     
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    He did the right thing in moving out of the way.
     
  20. Diogenes1

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    if he would have taken the ball, got hit in the face and went into a cerebral hemorrhage coma . . .she would have been out getting fucked in the ass while he was being spoon-fed pureed peas by an obese nurse. good on him for self-preservation