Huge traffic jam heading into Ridgewood, NJ for Beth book signing

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Traffic is really backed up on the Garden State Parkway.


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh wow good for Beth!
     
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    What a turnout! :yes:
     
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    F U Bridgegate
     
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    There is a very good fresh fish restaurant in that town... just a tip to Bobo, who likes to stalk. I would say Beth and Howard would be there right before.
     
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    Kids were skipping school I heard to get a place in line. :yay:
     
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    Family and friends flocking in droves.

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    The scene outside "Bookends", don't these people know it's Winter

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    This picture made me laugh a lot harder than it should have haha. You have made my day. Good job
     
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    "Hello, Ridgewood DayCare? My name is Don Buchwald. Send all the kids you can to the Beth Booksigning and there's a 5 dollar bill for each kid. I'll give you the directions. Yes, there's a crisp hundred for YOU in it!"
     
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    huge crowds coming over from India right now

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    Howard, I want an immediate investigation. Someone stole my idea for my next book!!!

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    right now AA is deciding which of his gold pedo chains to wear to the big book signing
     
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    I'm stuck in traffic headed up that way. Got my arm all warmed up.
     
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    That signing will be more barren then her womb.