Hugh Hefner, 86, weds 26-year-old Crystal

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    Her father is younger than her husband . . . :facepalm:
     
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    Thats so gross. I wonder if she got a t-shirt to go with her ring

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    he could barely stay away through the entire ceremony
     
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    Nice fucking jacket.
     
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    Or think about this way: Imagine Howard's future wife being born a year from now.
     
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    His sleeve even says stern
     
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    I hope there's a pre nup ;)
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Subtle, well played
     
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    25 years ago, I'd say good for Hef. Now it's just another young whore trying to make a name for herself.
    Like Wiggy, Hef is a sad shadow of his former self.
     
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    That's still some shadow - getting some of that young ass and hanging with half naked women all day in a mansion. Lucky S.O.B.
     
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    Got to hand it to the old geezer, he does get some good looking poon to hang out with him

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    Latest beard-for-hire for this closeted queen.

    Reminds me of someone else.....
     
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    Hef sure loves that dated, monochrome-platinum hair color!
     
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    Pretty sure Hef's into the chicks. He may not still be banging them, but no way he's a pillow biter
     
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    Steven Watts' Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream reveals that Hefner once had a gay sex encounter, which occurred in an unspecified time and an unnamed bar in Chicago.


    Hugh Hefner, who maintains that Watts' book "is all essentially true," said “he was propositioned [by a man] and, thought, 'What the hell...'" He found it “an interesting experience."