News Hugh Hefner just turned 90

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  1. FSFN

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    Sorry if this was reported... His brother just died the previous day

    Hugh Hefner Celebrates 90th Birthday Day After Brother's Death

    ET Online
    April 9, 2016
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    It's a landmark birthday and a cause for celebration, but Hugh Hefner's 90th birthday came just one day after the death of his younger brother, Keith Hefner.

    The Playboy mogul marked his birthday on Saturday with a viewing of his favorite movie, the 1942 Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman classic, Casablanca. Hugh's wife, 29-year-old Playmate Crystal Hefner, posted a pic beside the film's poster. "Happy 90th to a man with a heart of gold," she wrote.

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    Hugh thanked his fans for their birthday wishes with this fun black-and-white throwback pic. "Looking forward to a night with friends and family. Thank you for the birthday wishes," he said.


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    On Friday, the Hefner family mourned the loss of Keith, a former Playboy executive and occasional actor, who died at age 87 from cancer. Hugh confirmed the news on Twitter. "This morning, my dear brother and best friend passed away.," he wrote. "I love you, Keith. Rest in peace."
     
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    Good for Hugh. His 29 year old wife must rarely suffer from constipation feasting on this when when gives him oral
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    Have to admit: that SOB had the perfect life and timed it all perfectly: right there to start a pornography business right when social norms were beginning to relax; lived outrageously through the 60s and 70s; slowed down right when AIDs came along; and then sold off most of his interest when the Internet made Playboy passé. My captain's hat is off to that dried up old codger.

    And he didn't have to blow up a UN building to get the 72 virgins.
     
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    Hef is gonna testify soon in the Cosby trial.
     
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    I have to wonder if the 29yo wife knows who Bogart, Begrman, or even Casablanca is or was.
     
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    He raped Hef too? mother fucker! :mad:
     
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    LOL... well said.
     
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    Bet he didn't have a sexless Saturday night.

    The answer is whores.
     
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    I bet a 90 year old Hef gets more and better sex than Howard.
     
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    He should have a type of herpes named in his honor.
     
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    And pays less too! And no cat shit!
     
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    60 year age difference with his girlfriend seems appropriate.
     
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    For what?
     
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    One of those things, you know? When they met, they knew it was magic, meant to be...
     
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    Stuff allegedly went down at the Mansion.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I bet he even ate a piece of birthday cake. Faggy would eat a handful of almonds
     
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    She could see the sparkle in his eyes through the glaucoma.
     
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    Hugh Hefner.



    The most complete life ever lived.