News Huh? Armless woman sues Universal Orlando for not letting her on rides!

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Does she have a death wish or something?
    Or just trying to cash in?

    Armless woman claims discrimination at Universal Orlando
    8:15 AM, Sep 4, 2016
    8:26 AM, Sep 4, 2016
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    TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) -- An Arizona woman who was born without arms says she was discriminated against by staff at Universal Orlando.

    Jessica Cox told Tucson's KGUN-TV on Friday that she was not allowed onto any rides during a recent visit to the Florida theme park.

    Cox says she was given a pamphlet on the park's riding policy, which states a rider must be able to "continuously grasp with at least one upper natural extremity."

    The theme park refunded her ticket but Cox was still upset.

    She says the restrictions are too broad.

    Cox has filed an administrative action against the state of Florida.

    Universal Orlando officials declined to comment, saying they do not discuss litigation.

    Cox, who flies planes and has a black belt in Taekwondo, works as a motivational speaker.

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    "She seems 'armless."
     
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    Guess it is true; you can indeed buy yourself martial arts belts.
     
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    "Cox, who flies planes"

    show of hands*, who's getting on that plane with her in the pilot's seat? :no:

    * oops
     
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    Howard definitely earned his brown belt, if that's what you're insinuating!
     
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    Where's that gif someone put up of the armless legless guy doing karate moves :jj:
     
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    I hope she had has armed herself with a good lawyer.

    I don't think she has a leg to stand on.
     
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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?
     
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    Here it is!

     
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    I bet you can get a great stump job from this chick.
     
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    I had to google...Russell?
     
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    Boooo Google is cheating.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs bobbing in the ocean?
     
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    Russell.....

    Let the bitch on the ride, I would bet if they said "go ahead, get on" she wouldn't. If she did, Id be standing there with my camera getting ready to watch a stupid armless cunt go airborne. Id post it here!
     
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    Fucked?
     
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    I think she deserves a hand.
     
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