Human Life Means Nothing To Me

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  1. blairg

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    The doorbell rings. KELLY I already did. Listen, I really like one of these guys, he's really nice, but don't make any sudden moves. STEVE I guess I can dial 911 slowly. She opens the door and greets her friends. KELLY This is Sean, Debbie, and Dweeb. Dweeb just got out! DWEEB Human life means nothing to me. Steve drops the cards he is carrying and turns to his wife. STEVE Marcy! MARCY It's nice to meet you. Just let me spread out some paper and we can all sit down. SEAN Hey, we was playing Eyesies-Closies driving in... He pulls out part of their mailbox. SEAN I think you need a new mailbox. STEVE Uh, Marcy, I think we're low on milk. I'm just gonna run over to Wisconsin and pick some up. He heads to the door. MARCY Freeze! Dweeb instinctively puts his hands against the wall.
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    NAME THE SHOW
     
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    i'm gonna eat your cats.
     
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    My doors are all boobytrapped :c
     
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    lets sword fight
     
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    You're under arrest, brah.
     
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    annoying thread...
     
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    :coffee: and then?
     
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    I know :facepalm:
     
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    Married With Children!
     
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    Fuck off Blaaaaarg!!!

    Get in the poker room and sign up, faggit.
     
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    I knew that, I was wondering about what we were to do after.