Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 28, 2016.
What evs. I can't even.
Getting closer? That's @oski 's wifes cue to pull it out and start jerking
Is this the Drezzer thread?
Does anyone else have That Annoying Co-Worker
I keep a running tab of all the bullshit he says:
The Mark Chronicles
1. Claims he strapped Estes rockets to his roller skates as a kid and would zoom down his street
2. Claims he saw 2 great white sharks while walking at the Torrey Pines Beach, also claims he reported this to the park ranger who used his binoculars to confirm the shark sighting
3. After telling him I have friends in town w/ their 5 year old and about how his toys are everywhere, he tells me his buddy was in town with his kids and he’s been finding toys under his couch ever since
4. We were talking about tattoos in Cracker Jacks and he tells me a story about his buddy buying fake kid tattoos kits for his little girls and how they tattooed each other faces before he realized they were 5 day tattoos.
5. I mentioned going to Del Mar racetrack and he claimed that when he was the president of American Association of Construction Estimators and they would meet there all the time
6. Asked him if he saw the Siberian Tiger on tv that attacked the Chinese woman at the wild animal park in China, he tells me about his up close and personal experience w/ a mountain lion and goes on to tell me he has kittens that showed up to his house and wont leave him alone
7. Claims he picked up and went home with the bartender from some place he went to Taco Tuesday at and she is a member of the USA women’s cycling team and trying to qualify for the Olympics. Not sure if he realizes the womens cycling qualifying is in Rio next week.
8. I’m talking to him about my car getting keyed and he starts telling me about his neighbor hitting on him and how her brother wants them to get together.
9. Tells me this morning he was a police officer and tried to get in with the CIA
That kid is totally going to get his pickle buffed by those 2.
Do you have OCD?
Sometimes I feel like you are trying to hurt me.
You work with Satori Brah?
Didn't the Olympics end a while ago?
I work with a girl this has a stupid little joke or phrase for each Co worker. And she says it every fucking day .
So Satori is better than yet ANOTHER person
Yeah, I just started keeping a list one day and this morning when he claimed he used to be a police officer and was going to be in the CIA he reminded me to update it
Holy fucking fuck
Is he good at his job? Why do the Christians keep him around?