Hundreds of sex toys dangle from Portland power lines

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  1. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Any Portland Shedders responsible for this mischief?

    Hundreds of sex toys dangle from Portland power lines
    By Reuters

    July 14, 2015 | 10:19am



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    A pair of sex toys hang over power lines in Portland, Oregon, on July 13.Photo: Reuters
    Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

    The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.

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    A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

    In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.

    Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.

    “You could spot them in several intersections and you could see all sorts of reactions to them,” she said. “Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos.”
     
  2. bznick

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    Howard 100 news is on this!!!!
     
  3. Head Censor

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    Damnit! Those ISIS fuckers are at it again.

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    i see 4 dildos
     
  5. John Walker

    John Walker Well-Known Member

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    Howard's equine wife spill another shopping bag?
     
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    A far FAR cry from "100's" as the title implies.
    Journalism at it's finest:suicide:
     
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    What a waste of good toys!
     
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    That is the fake story, Mike.

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    that being said, I'm sure kids walk these streets. I fucking hate the hipsters in Portland and Seattle.
     
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    Wiggy was quoted as saying the actual number hanging was 27 million. :c
     
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    You just know they're getting on messages boards and talking about "how repressed sexuality is with these unevolved Americans, maaannn.... In Europe.." blah blah blah.
     
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    That's hilarious, like all the panties and bras hanging in the trees on the ski slopes :)

    LETS FUCK SUM HAWSSSSSSSS!!!
     
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    you're thinking right up my alley this week.

    Neckbeards and those grampy glasses. And tiny fucking houses.
     
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    They're just Adult Klackers.
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    Brilliant way to recycle old toys.

    Aside from wrapping them up and anonymously sending them to unsuspecting nobodies.
    Not that I'd do anything like that..... :rolleyes:
     
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    someday, they will be swept away.

    The Really Big One
    An earthquake will destroy a sizable portion of the coastal Northwest. The question is when

    http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Do they wear out, or is it like getting a new boyfriend?

    (I'd ask PI Nate, but he's busy sobbing uncontrollably and getting owned as usual.)
     
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    I got way too may for my bachelorette party back in the day...had to find some use for them.

    I should have held onto them considering the notso happily ever after marriage, but the laughs I got far outweighed the orgasms I could have had.
    Besides, some of those things are scary. :eek:
     
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    He also added that though they aren't a fire hazard they may cause a friction burn so they should be properly lubricated to be used safely.
     
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