Hypocrite Howie didn't want a squattie-potty in his bathroom in 2006

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  1. SchwoogieBuzzer

    SchwoogieBuzzer Well-Known Member

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    Listening to a show from 2006.

    From MarksFriggin.com:
    "Howard's Embarrassing Movements. 03/16/06. 7:15am
    Howard told a story about this one chick he was doing back when he was in college and remembered banging her like five times in one night. He said that's the chick who told him that she was leaving him for someone who had a bigger penis. He said that the chick was really hot and he's sure that she's totally busted now. He said that she lived with a couple of gay guys and one of them told him about how he would never sit on the toilet, he would squat over it instead.

    Artie said he's heard that squatting is the way to go if you're constipated. That led to Howard saying that now he's started squatting on the toilet because it really does work. Robin said that there's some kind of device out there that allows you to get in the right position. Howard said he doesn't want to have anything like that installed because it would be so embarrassing. He said it becomes a whole thing when he does that stuff though. He said that life is just gross when you think about it."
     
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    Howard talks intimately on the air about how he cleans and fingers his asshole with wet wipes after shitting and he's embarrassed of an add-on to his toilet?
     
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    They were not an advertiser back then so he didn't like it ;)
     
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    I have one, works great, very comfortable and it does what it's supposed to do.
     
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    Well im sure when you ass is stretched out like it is everything just falls out:dance:
     
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    For the right amount of money, Howard would happily plug Zyklon-B as the latest and greatest in pest control.

    ;)
     
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    squatty potty :facepalm:
     
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    Your troll mask is cracking...everyone here is on to you...
     
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    Wig was all into Klondike bars too- when they were sponsors. Like he eats shitty ice cream. or any ice cream
     
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    Shocker..
     
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    I remember when he was remodeling his apartment, ha talked about the inasanely expensive Japanese toilet he had put in.
    Then complained because it didn't wash away his shit stains :fil:
     
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    We know you use the squatty potty Howard. Big deal
     
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    He found out that you don't have to install it. When I first heard about it, I thought it was something that you put over the seat. It's just a footstool.