Listening to a show from 2006. From MarksFriggin.com: "Howard's Embarrassing Movements. 03/16/06. 7:15am Howard told a story about this one chick he was doing back when he was in college and remembered banging her like five times in one night. He said that's the chick who told him that she was leaving him for someone who had a bigger penis. He said that the chick was really hot and he's sure that she's totally busted now. He said that she lived with a couple of gay guys and one of them told him about how he would never sit on the toilet, he would squat over it instead. Artie said he's heard that squatting is the way to go if you're constipated. That led to Howard saying that now he's started squatting on the toilet because it really does work. Robin said that there's some kind of device out there that allows you to get in the right position. Howard said he doesn't want to have anything like that installed because it would be so embarrassing. He said it becomes a whole thing when he does that stuff though. He said that life is just gross when you think about it."