WTF Hypothetical question/poll about catching your lover cheating

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Feb 16, 2016.

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What do you do?

  1. Walk away. Do nothing.

    53.5%
  2. Kill and/or beat the shit out of your significant other

    5.6%
  3. Kill and/or beat the shit out of your significant other's lover

    8.5%
  4. Kill and/or beat the shit out of both of them

    14.1%
  5. This scenario happened to Chriza twice already.

    32.4%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    you're married for 10+ years. you walk in to see your significant fucking another person. they dont see you. what do you do?
     
  2. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Join in.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Shiv's marriage is going downhill quickly.
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    not an option
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Baltimore Mike would like you to add the "Stand in the corner and jerk off" option.
     
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    God damn it :fil:
     
  9. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    :facepalm: People, guys especially, should be shot for using the word "lover".
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...id stash away as much money as i could while planning my departure. if theres no money or assets id just move. no drama. she'll do it to the next guy too.
     
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  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    :owned:
     
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  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    theres no "join" or "jerkoff" option because thats not realistic. take this seriously :pissed:
     
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    Can you give me the background on this?
     
  14. Shivvy

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    hes a dummy
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    im surprised that "walk away" is winning
     
  16. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    10 years? Definitely jack it.
     
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    That's bullshit...who is just walking away from that situation??
    Oh and thanks :fil:
     
  18. BrulesRules

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    He has professed his love of being cucked by BBC.
     
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    tearsOfCum Well-Known Member

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    At that moment I'd walk away, go drink some booze, smoke a joint and confront them the next day and likely bring up divorce. Once someone cheats it's never the same.
     
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  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...and maybe never real from the jump.
     
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